Pile of pants

English for a load of nonsense.
But a bisexual girlfriend of mine once told me of an encounter invloving about 15 girls where there was a pile of pants in one corner. I like the second definition much better.
1. The US will let the iraqis elect their own government?, what a pile of pants!.
2. The room was full of lesbians, and in one corner there was a pile of pants.
by jamesbrown April 22, 2003
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brown your pants

when you shit your pants and theres nothing you can do about it so you gotta walk around with dump in your pants.
Josh:"man i totally tried to fart in latin class, instead i browned my pants."
Roy:"i thought i smelt something."
by elyk April 06, 2005
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good punch in the pants

A really good pounding on a girls vagina. To really just fuck the shit out of a girls vertical smile.
"Man, I sure would like to give that chic a good punch in the pants".
by Ryan Cantu September 30, 2006
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Holy Grail Pants

Pants in which one sees on another and desires. The desires can be so great that the desirer may suffer from chronic sleeploss and kleptomania. The desirer may also follow the wearer of the Holy Grail Pants wherever he/she may go.
Woman 1: OHMYGAWD! The Holy Grail Pants are calling to me!

Woman 2: Sophie, calm down! (To the third woman) Quick, call the doctor, Sohpie's in one of her stages again!
by Weareroftheholygrailpants December 14, 2008
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Pants Down Explanation

When something is said that is so complete, clear, clever, and simply so perfect for the situation that it makes you want to shout for joy.

While not strictly limited to work, certainly the most common occurrence of a Pants Down Explanation occurs in the work place.
BOSS: "Jenkins, why are we exhibiting at the Business Expo this week?"

EOMPLOYEE: "Because a 600 of the largest buyers of our products will be in attendance. We've pre-marketed to all of them and have face-to-face pitch meetings pre-arranged with 40. By closing an average size deal at our average selling price with just 2 of them, we will have return on our investment in excess of 500%."

Now that's a Pants Down Explanation.

See http://pantsdownexplanation.blogspot.com/ for more.
by Pei.U.Sun August 13, 2008
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Shitty McCum-Pants

Alternative name for a person who has a nasty habit of soiling their undergarments. Used when the offending "shreddies" are discovered to be hiding not only fecal stainage, but also crusty semen deposits.
"oh my God! Did you see the state of those underpants? What a Shitty McCum-Pants!
by Nick Lorcan April 01, 2009
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Hold Your Pants

When your boss is so exasperated she can't think of what to say when she wants you to shut up!
I can't think, it's so noisy in this room so, Hold Your Pants!
by papa zee 24 April 12, 2011
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