Tree

A person who is very straight. They like soaking up water through their roots. They steal your sunlight. And the hate tree huggers because tree hugger are gay and the are straight. If you meet a tree you have to make a cringy tree pun and if you don t they will drop kick you in the left elbow

Yo you’re such a tree imma slap you

by Bendagay June 8, 2019

banjo trees

An uncommon name for marijuana

Can be paired with other words to express an action. Such as :
strumming = smoking

Person 1: I'm just strumming the ol' banjo trees
Person 2: you mean smoking pot?
Person 1: hell yeah

by CLoyurnrttehss March 24, 2019

Tree

Tree is used when cunt is not acceptable

Stop being a tree

by Legin86 April 5, 2019

funny trees

weed

Hey bro you wanna smoke sum funny trees
Yeah lol

by FireSpaghetti April 16, 2019

tree feeder

"Appreciate everyone even if it is just by virtue of the fact that the carbon dioxide they exhale feeds the trees".

i.e. Person whose only contribution to the world is that the air they breathe out feeds the trees.

Oh my word Susan, Jessica is such a tree feeder.

by Hippitizer April 17, 2019

Trees

A slang for Weed, Pot, Poht, Grass, etc.
Plant a TREE, it's good for the envoronment.

Random dude 1:look trees are being cut down.
Random dude 2:They are going to crush us.

by Dr.FuckMe April 18, 2019

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by family tree maker 2019 September 17, 2019