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Chill bro

A phrase, used in extreme cases, which is directed toward an individual with little or no chill. Ironically, the phrase usually has little to no effect, and in many cases incites the individual to show even less chill.
Guy 1: "You come into my house, eat from my fridge, fuck my wife, and take a dump in my toilet?!?"

Guy2: "Woahhhhhhh chill bro"

*Guy1, realizing Guy2 is actually no "bro" of his, loses all chill he had left*
by Chillbro March 17, 2017
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bro.0

Very very stupid kid with a fat, shriveled up penis. He also has anger issues and says everybody's bullying him even though he's never seen real bullies before. He also has "sex dolls" of everybody he knows and has sex with them whenever he feels like it. One day he brought one named "Rachel" to our house and demonstrated for us, his penis didn't fit in the "sex dolls" hole. he had to use a knife to make the hole bigger!
Yo, bro.0 you've got some problems
bro.0: Yeah I do, now fuck off !!!
by AlecBoydisacrazyperson June 30, 2016
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Bro-Burrito

When a guy uses a blanket to become a burrito
Dakota - What are you doing tonight?

Ryley - Gonna become a Bro-Burrito
by B-BoyMcRib (Ryley) June 16, 2016
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Noodle Bros

When two Bros Jack off to the same porn video or porn star at different times.
Mike- "Yo Auston have you seen Gianna's new porno"
Austin- " Yea I beat my dick to it last night"
Mike- "Sick we are totally noodle bros"
by BobLee173 May 16, 2016
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exlax bro

A male from the age of 25 or so onwards that can't give up the life of laxing. Generally they become highly offended when you disrespect the sport of lacrosse. Signs of an exlax bro are...
• Their life goal is to become a teacher for the sole purpose to become a high school lacrosse coach.
•They play for a mens club team and the highlight of their year is being made officer of the club.
•They wish they had more college elligibility to continue playing college lacrosse at a D3 school.
"God I hate Marshall. He is such a pole smoking exlax bro."
by Chupasquanchmo May 31, 2016
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Bro-paw

A way of making peace with animals, specifically a wolf or dog.
"My neighborhood dog was giving me trouble, but I offered him a bro-paw and we made-up."
by Naive Bastard June 17, 2016
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complete bro

A complete bro is a stud at lacrosse and puts a fellow bro in front of everything. A complete bro is usually shady and shoots ketamine
These following people are complete bros :
Michael colpack

Cole Vollmer

Carson raney
by Complete bro April 22, 2016
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