Road noggin

Aka
Road head
Transportation fellation

Oral sex
Throatin

Chokin

🎶🎶🎶When you’re drivin down the street, and she chokes on your meat, that’s road noggin 🎶🎶 yea, that’s road noggin🎶🎶🎶

by Thiccpooper April 22, 2021

Bun road

To leave or exit a room or someone's presence

Britney didn't I tell you to bun road

by Mindyourbusiness January 14, 2019

Australian road train

A phrase that sounds like an innuendo, but isn't.

-"That sounds just like an Australian road train, if ya know what I mean"

-No! I don't!

by Knightmusic December 25, 2020

hump in the road

Hump in the road is a sex position where the women lay on her stomach and the man will be on top of her

Hi honey, get ready tonight because you will be a hump in the road.

by Hades98 June 14, 2021

Hawaiian Road Apple

A Lava Bomb, i.e. a blob of lava that gets blown out of a volcano and lands splat on the ground, turning black as it cools and looking like God took a dump.

Stupid haolies who hang around erupting volcanoes are gonna get bonked on the head by a Hawaiian Road Apple.

by PING PONG BOB June 6, 2018

Drive Our Roads

Ha! I spent my teenage years drifting around frozen roads and driving 8 hours a day for my parents business. My grandfather built half of the frozen tundra with his bare hands.

Hym "Ha! 'Drive our roads' he says! I've been walking in the freezing cold all winter and this isn't even the first winter I've had to navigate on foot. I could drink a 12 pack of Bud Platinum and drive your roads and your moose-riding police force would end up PAYING ME FINES for riding SOBER! Look, I'm not going to take shit from people who get paid 55 dollars an hour to drink over-priced whiskey and sleep on the taxpayer dime while their coworkers talk about UFOs and I'm certainly not going to let them tell me they don't have to abide by my 5th amendment rights. What you NEED to do is get a handle on these mentally disabled sister-molesters you are giving hundreds of billions of dollars to PUT MY AI IN YOUR NUCLEAR DEFENSE SYSTEMS and take the money out of THEIR banks account and then put it in MY bank account. That's what you need to do."

by Hym Iam April 26, 2025

closed road

A road that has a dead-end, no-exit or a cul de sac road.

The slang definition is a closed road, heard many youths say this, its a fairly new slang words.
Closed road or closed-road.

That quite road ahead is a closed road.

Dont go that way its a cul de sac or a closed road man. There is no exit that way.

by mr word October 30, 2023