I thought the story he was telling was legitimate, then he added some random useless information to make the story seem more believable, then I knew he was faking the snake.
by PhoneticPhoenix November 2, 2017

I was at the river and I didn't want to look dumb so I pretended to reel in a fish, it's called fake fishing.
by Carnitasburito June 18, 2018

by ContentStatic March 10, 2022

Someone who doesnt have the heart to run a guy off, so they put out welcome mats and give him food a few hours after they tell him to stay out or leave.
Fuck fake hospitality, let a guy know that nobody likes him. Reality is better than a facade of hospitality and insincere friendliness. A false apology is the same thing as fake hospitality, it's better to go ahead and let somebody you're not sorry about what happened, and you never will be, since that is how you really feel about something.
by Solid Mantis October 9, 2020

by Traesuffff1 September 1, 2023

by scottynomany November 21, 2021
