Snack Nasty

When your wife takes a dildo up her ass and pussy while you jack off on her face.

Man...I gave my ole lady the Snack Nasty in the front yard last night.

by Kitty Miss August 15, 2014

Desk nest

When you're so tired at work that you curl up and nap under your desk

"I'm so tired right now, I wish I could just take a nap."
"You should desk nest!"

"I tried to make a desk nest today but my coworkers were so talkative that I couldn't get any shut-eye."

by ancientostrich September 22, 2015

Rats Nest Shot

An alcoholic shot containing equal parts of ..
1 oz. JAGERMEISTER
1 oz. GOLDSCHLAGER
1 oz. PATRON
Served chilled in a rocks glass.

Bra, I got so messed up last night playing 7, 14, 21. I lost like 5 times in a row and had to take a rats nest shot each time.

by TruffleButterINSmalltownMN October 14, 2015

butt nested

Like pocket dialed. When you don't lock your phone and accidentally change the temperature of your home via Nest app.

I butt nested at work and it was 95 degree in my house when I got home.

by RoscoeCharlie February 2, 2016

Crows nest

The crows nest is the space between your cock and balls.

I love it when Stephanie gives me head and licks my crows nest.

by White Unicorn March 14, 2016

pidgeon nesting

When you go so deep whilst smashing your partner your Pubes mesh together forming what looks like a bird's nest hence pidgeon nesting!

I went so deep last night I was pidgeon nesting her!

by gomezfarrell August 10, 2016

plum nasty

Utterly disgusting. Reserved for situations that call for extreme disgust, like when finding a severed limb inside a cooking appliance.

Dispatcher: "What's the problem there?"
Caller: "I got a human foot."
Dispatcher: "Have a what?"
Caller: "A human left foot in my recently purchased smoker."
Dispatcher: "What's your name?"
Caller: "My name's ... and it's plum nasty, got me grossed out."

by misfo July 24, 2016