lick my dick

its like kiss my ass or taste me cock except its licking and your dick

Timmy: HAHA YOUR MOM'S IN JAIL
Oliver: well uh,
lick my dick
Timmy: no u
Oliver: you want me to lick my dick?
Timmy: uhhh
Oliver: that's what I thought motherfucker
Timmy: fuckin' asshole
Oliver: hmm I thought you were a bitch
Timmy: *does suicide*

by I-ready more like I-not-ready April 21, 2022

Lick a cat

Lick a cat just lick or you are most likely toilet

(Bob) lick a cat (Jim) no (bob) you a toilet

by Bathtub toaster strudels January 14, 2022

lick

A spanking

You got 66% on your math test. That is 4% below passing, so that means 4 licks with the belt.

by nilethe146 December 3, 2017

Devious Lick

A trend on TikTok that consists of stealing an item from either a school, work, or store with swift precision.

"Only a month in school and already got this absolute devious lick😈"

by Miraculous_G September 16, 2021

Lick

Something you steal from school.
Can be anything from a water fountain to a urinal.

I just stole this devious lick

by helping you understand tiktoks September 11, 2021

That Licks

When something doesn't eat, it licks.. it's a tier below eat/ate.

"Oh girl, there's no way she ate, that licks..."

"Like, she licked, she didn't really eat"

by l1lkenn+jsteppa August 20, 2024

Virginia Salt Lick

The act of having someone lick your (a native Virginian) sweaty balls after a period of intense sweat.

Stephanie really got the Virginia Salt Lick after we got home from a day of intense summer river rafting.

by Hoosier Daddy 574 December 17, 2022