October 22nd, the day for retribution against people between 5”5 and 5”10 who were just barely tall enough to escape National Throw Short People Day. You have not escaped yet.
Today is my favorite day, National kick slightly taller people in the shins day, as a person who is 6”2. I get to kick people who are shorter than me in the shins.
by The Moorinator October 21, 2021
The man with the NRA hat said "Y'all have four-wheel drive, you can just kick n' dodge outta this Prius-caused cluster fuck of ice and snow."
by sarahp_3 November 27, 2010
A one player game in which the purpose is to approach a calf kick or push it and run away once the mother start t charge you, trying not to be tramped by here.
welcome to the second annual calf kicking world champions, lets hope this year there are no fatalities
by Barberella September 01, 2020
A legal day where you can kick any infant,
small child, or even pregnant women for no good reason at all.
small child, or even pregnant women for no good reason at all.
Sasha : Did you hear its national 'Kick an Infant Day' ?
Eren : Yeah, why dont we go hit up the hospital?
Eren : Yeah, why dont we go hit up the hospital?
by cecile sucks November 11, 2020
by Jorden Elliott December 14, 2007
by dylanh2os February 06, 2010