The definition of everything beautiful, funny, and outgoing. Yes they are messed up in the head but it makes them such better company.
Jewely is my shawty.
by HaroldGregoryVII November 21, 2021

When ur having sex with a Jew and his/her dad comes home and neither of you realize until he’s walking up the stairs.
Friend: I heard u had sex with that Jewish chick last night, huh?
Guy: Yeah, it kinda sucked, though. Right as I was about to finish I got hit by a Jew minute warning
Guy: Yeah, it kinda sucked, though. Right as I was about to finish I got hit by a Jew minute warning
by MackZee February 2, 2020

by Churgerman November 28, 2023

When an individual swindles one out of some monetary or resourceful objects, can be part of an agreement or just in general jewness.
by Onearmedbandit788 January 19, 2024

A shelf in a supermarket filled with discounted yellow stickerd food that's starting to sweat and grow mould around the edges.
by Wildlife Brambler January 23, 2025

Similar to a Dutch oven. First you take a bug hit off your vape then pull the blanket over their head and blow the vape under the blanket.
by Bloodlust69 November 21, 2022

by Joe mama 6972 November 15, 2023
