A joke that is "just not funny" is a really crap joke that only the person saying it finds funny. It is quite often a dad joke or a joke that is poorly timed and inappropriate for the situation it is said in. It's different than a dry joke in the sense that even the mostist lube couldn't make it wet.
"Just not funny" is also a way of describing a really salty dry person, who could really do with marinating in some moisture.
It can also be used off hand to aggregate people with residing hair lines.
"Just not funny" is also a way of describing a really salty dry person, who could really do with marinating in some moisture.
It can also be used off hand to aggregate people with residing hair lines.
Bro, your just not funny.
by xelA.2 January 04, 2018
when you see something that makes you want to either kill yourself or rip your eyes out of your socket
by DaCuber28 May 06, 2023
AIM convo:
yourmomeatscarrots: i hate you and i hope you die
imyerbunny: y would u say that 2 me?!?!? ):
yourmomeatscarrots: just mittens!
imyerbunny: lol k.
yourmomeatscarrots: i hate you and i hope you die
imyerbunny: y would u say that 2 me?!?!? ):
yourmomeatscarrots: just mittens!
imyerbunny: lol k.
by Billy Buddy August 03, 2005
What a cat needs to have before it may legally scratch you. (Garfield take note --- none of your "provocations" for leaving Jon a tattered bloody mess would have held up in court... in every single case, you were just being selfish, overbearing, or hot-tempered.)
I was cradling the neighbor's cat in my lap and petting him gently, and he seemed totally happy and content... unmoving, purring, the whole nine yards. Then without warning, he suddenly exploded upwards with an angry yowl and forcibly propelled himself off my lap and onto the floor, giving my thighs several deep nasty digs in the process! Talk about a total lack of just clawse... if he was starting to get stir-crazy, he could have merely squirmed and mewed a little, and I'd have immediately let him down --- no need to to "break out da ol' samurai swords"!!
by QuacksO November 23, 2018
by Phantom of fire February 14, 2023
by give me vagina June 25, 2022
An ineffective attempt to disown responsibility for being an asshole that actually emphasizes the fact that you are indeed an asshole.
Me: Ow, that coffee is HOT!
Asshole: You are such a wimp. I'm just sayin'.
Me: Take that asshole (while pouring hot coffee on the asshole's shoes).
Asshole: You are such a wimp. I'm just sayin'.
Me: Take that asshole (while pouring hot coffee on the asshole's shoes).
by Ahbalogna September 04, 2020