Having a ham

Expresses being shocked after a discovery.

Just found out we have a test next period, i’m having a ham.

by aris417 October 13, 2020

I have no will to live anymore

A person who is full of life and very optimistic: he always sees the bright side of life, especially the END of the tunnel.

Person 1: wassapppp?
Person 2: I have no will to live anymore
Person 1: ummm chill anyways

by Bruhbruhbruhbruh69420 October 19, 2020

I have no will to live anymore

A person who is very happy and very optimistic, always sees the END in the tunnel.

Person 1: wassapppp dauggg?
Person 2: I have no will to live. I'm so happyyyy.
Person 1: damn lucky dayyyy
I have no will to live anymore: a person who's very alive

by Bruhbruhbruhbruh69420 October 19, 2020

do you have a bush in your front lawn?

When you have a bush in your front lawn, it means you have lot's of hair in a certain place...;)

Boy:"Hey, do you have a bush in your front lawn?"
Girl:"Hell yea! I have a whole garden"

by Jordatha March 23, 2017

Have a meel

Masturbate with a live swamp eel(a kind of round, hairless eel that was mostly used as food ingredient).

-My lord, would you like to have a meel right now?
-Don't you use such a nasty word when I am ready for food!

by Chicnese.com March 26, 2017

have somebody on

to persuade someone that something is true when it is not, usually as a joke

She thought whether he wanted to have somebody on or insane

by saelita April 12, 2017

you have my axe

An expression of support for someone, referencing Gimli in Lord of the Rings.

"I am going to write a strongly worded e-mail complaining about the withdrawal of Cheetoh Flavored Mountain Dew."
"You have my axe."

by spacechief May 7, 2017