goatstuck 

Noun: to be stuck under a cute baby goat who is asleep in your lap.

I would love to come over for coffee but at the moment I am goatstuck.

goatstuck by Fatherpaul September 18, 2020

Goatiest 

To be the absolute greatest.

Joan: NO WAY YOU JUST CLUTCHED A 5V1
Kevin: I am just one of the most goatiest players

Goatiest by Cp6Z June 29, 2021

Goatly 

Someone who is shaped like a goat or is incredibly awesome. Or both. Both is good.

-"gOlLy JeE, BrAd SuRe Is GoAtLy"
-"InDeEd, BrOtHeR, hE iS bOtH sHaPeD lIkE a GoAt AnD hE iS aWeSoMe."

Goatly by Potatoes and Milk May 20, 2022

Accidental Goatee 

When a guy slips shaving his face and his only options are to shave it all or shave a goatee and he ops for the latter.

Friend: Haha, Just because you grow a goatee doesn't mean you'll gain any of Chuck Norris's other powers.

Shaving Victim: Nah, man, this is an Accidental Goatee. I slipped shavin and it was between this and looking like a twelve year old.

Friend: Oh, shit, I'm sorry man. Maybe getting carded to buy cigs will motivate you to find a good barber shop.

Shaving Victim: Why would I pay someone to shave my beard? Your mom does it for free when I give her a mustache ride.

Friend: ...

Accidental Goatee by Pringlescan July 24, 2009

goatshe 

An image similar to goatse, except that it is a female stretching her anus

Peegee: check out this goatshe image
Friend: *fapfapfap*

goatshe by Peegee October 29, 2007

Billy-goated

When a super hot chick bites the longest part of your beard/goatee and gives it a little tug and shake.

Roy: "She billy-goated me"
Brian: "She just clapped on and shocked you like a rag-doll?"
Roy: "Yeah dude, weirdest and sexiest thing ever. You need to grow yours out."

Billy-goated by KikiNJ September 8, 2014

goatee 

What the kids in those pictures are trying to grow.

Kids in the pictures: Dude, look at this goatee I grew...shit took me a week to grow. I'm gonna post a pic of it on urbandictionary.

Me: You call that a goatee? Really? I guess you have a little hair on your chin...but really?

goatee by jeffreykittens May 16, 2007