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Dylan

Someone who doesn't refill dog biscuit jars and at times is sus
1. Yo that dude hell sus fam
2. If I saw a sus person his name would probably be Dylan.
3. There are no dog biscuits in the jar! I bet Dylan used the last one.
by Kaybeaf March 17, 2022
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Dylan is the person to do something really stupid but make it funny. He is the best boyfriend. I don’t know what I’d do without him because he’s my world. He is sweet kind funny and reallyyyyyy fit and cute. Dylan also has no arms or legs
Dylan is amazing
by Daniella Roulstone October 25, 2019
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Dylan is an asshole who never leaves you alone and sucks on his fingers. He gets so intense with his sucking, you can hear it from 13 blocks away. Dylan is gay, and likes to suck anything that is 3 inches. "3 inches is my standard." Dylan says. Overall he is a real pain, and is like a leach that you can't pull off your ballsack.
Dylan: "Yo I love KFC, I can suck my fingers without looking like the asshole I am."
by big dave big ass March 9, 2020
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dylan is a boy that only wants cuddles and kisses from his girlfriend but pretends to be all hard and manly infront of his friends who his girlfriend hates. he may be horny many times a week but after a while you get used to it. he tries to be funny and sometimes succeeds but many times fail so just enlighten them and pretend they are funny. even though they are virgins they like sex and everything that surrounds it so be cautious when deciding to be friends or even speak to them. lastly they are annoying so don’t go near them.
girl 1- should i be friends with dylan?
girl 2- no because he’s annoying and a hormonal teenager that wanks many times a day
by dylanpurcellsmith812 November 2, 2020
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Dylan Gannon is a bloody spaz who likes looking at boats, bikes and cars he also gets pissed off sometimes and starts hitting people
seamus: hey dylan look at this boat exhaust wow

Dylan Gannon: fuck off seamo
by John coll November 5, 2019
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Dylan is a very smart funny and caring guy
Who likes being around others!
He will always know how to make you laugh even if you are in deppreso mode...
He is very dumb but in a funny way
And he has very good looking hair

He is more like a leader then a follower!!
He is very sweet and is very caring

But dont take advantage of that or he will ditch you
Wow dylan is so cool
I know right!”
by Dora.the.explorer November 23, 2020
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Rude and a butt
by 894ttrgfv November 9, 2020
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