drunk australian

The drunk Australian man is the finest example of human evolution in history, when the drunk Aussie man comes home after drinking with "The Boyz" ( a small pack of drunk Aussie males) he comes home and sees his little boy and GIVES THAT LIL BITCH A BACKHAND "the lil bitch boy backhand is a defence mechanism developed be the drunk aussie males after realising that their son will be nothing like them.
Woman #1 hey that guys a fucken drunk Australian

Woman #2 yeah at least we're not his son
by Jenno the strayan cunt February 15, 2018
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Assault Drunk

Directly translated from Finnish. Drinking a lot of booze in a short time to catch up on your friends who started earlier and achieve the same level of drunkness. What'll happen in reality you get too drunk way too fast and end up in the weirdest of situations.
I got off work and got assault drunk to hang out with friends. Ended up naked on the street with no recollection.
by MagicMairou June 16, 2023
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Drunk Friar

A body shot, in which alcohol is poured in a man's foreskin. Is sometimes also refered/ called 'Brother Tom is drowning'
The club got crazy when Marcus asked to try a Drunk Friar with his new friend.
by Büldr September 27, 2022
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Drunk Makeout

A drunk makeout is not a hookup. Whether you are friends or strangers, making out is a hobby while you are drunk, once you exceed a makeout and go to anything more physical it is then a hookup and no longer just a "DRUNK MAKEOUT"
I had a drunk makeout with Kate last night, but we didn't hookup.
by uhdcuedcueucgeucgbeubvueb November 30, 2020
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car drunk

When you've been riding in a car for so long, you walk like a drunk after getting out because your legs are so weak.
Driver: Why are you walking so funny?
Passenger: You drove too far before letting us get out. Now I'm car drunk!
by tblazertn June 14, 2016
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drunk happy

Aussie slang originating from the north coast of NSW equivalent to stoked.
Yeah if you come around i'd be drunk happy!
by Matt Bannerman September 11, 2007
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