Dick Smoking Donkey Humper

Someone who rolls a cigar out of foreskin and smokes it while humping, or giving anal, to a donkey.

That guy that pulled out in front of me without putting on his blinker was a Dick Smoking Donkey Humper.

by Sharklordmofos August 27, 2016

demon donkey devil diana

a term used to describe any diana that you don't like

"that stupid bitch diana..."
"exactly! she's such a demon donkey devil diana."

by imazebranooneknowswhatido April 28, 2019

Round house donkey punch

Its like the donkey punch, except you put your partner in a choke hold them punch them in the face.

I had her doggie style, and gave her a round house donkey punch.

by jamembaLOL February 24, 2018

Rotten floppy donkey dick

A person who thinks he has the dick the size of a donkey when actually it's the size of hamster.

Ryan thinks its clever to intimidate people because he has a big dick, but actually he has no right because it's the size of a rotten floppy donkey dick.

by DefenderOfWomen April 7, 2020

donkey raping shit eater

See The Democratic Party

what is the Democratic Party Alex?

Alex Trebek: YES!

by ex-Democrat August 5, 2004

Mondo Donkey Sunday Kick

when you and a lovely woman or man are having intercor- sex! you bust your fat nutt into her mouth and kick her in the shin. then with your left foot you kick her in the cooch.(: thus causing her much pain and confusion. sometimes she will hurt her self in confusion other times she will spit out your nutt like a donkey. this is when you stop everything, pick up what you can of your nutt, sprinkle in on your toe, then you stick your toe into her cooch. 9 months later you will have an egg. you must crack then suddy side up frie the egg on a sunday. you then accuire the move Mondo Donkey Sunday Kick. you are now aloud to teach this move to one of your special pokemon. (can only be learned once) Move takes out 1000000 hp. or a one hit k-o. but your pokemon gets a raging hard on thus causing its attack, defense, speed, to go down, but its horneyness to sharply rise twice. See Mondo Donkey Saturday Punch (orriginated in Mexico in a mexican poptart plant while splicing febreze and semen)

Dude! Your Deoxys knows "Mondo Donkey Sunday Kick"!! No way!! Attack pikachu with it! Holy poo, he did a cartwheel and dodged it just like in episode 256!

by VagAttackoftheInceptionVoyage January 1, 2011

big floppy donkey dick

Insult to someone who is a whore.

You see that slut. She's so nasty she would suck a big floppy donkey dick.

by Amanda Van Valkenburgh December 28, 2005