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David

David is a man that will always have one foot in your heart and one foot out the door. A David is not lazy and will always go out of their way to help others. He has a clean home and his car always looks nice. The only issue with David is that he will not ever commit to one woman in his life. He may tell you that he will commit to you but a David has wandering ways and will not hesitate to act . Only date a David if you understand the risks and are willing to live that out.
David dresses so well and has a nice car but he's never with his wife...
by MissPotato39 January 21, 2023
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David Sosa

A Peruvian man who has an addiction to the Wii U, more specifically Nintendo TVii. Also known as the "code deleter".
David Sosa try not to say vino challenge: failed
by funnyinternetuser927 May 29, 2023
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David

David is a tall funny kid with brown eyes, he’s a cute brown down that looks like a edgar when he gets a haircut but he’s a amazing best friends i’m thankful i have a david in my life.
by Brace._.facequeen December 27, 2022
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DAVID VEAL

A geneticist who roams the area of Bristol (UK), also the single most powerful force the universe has ever seen with the ability to lyse every cell within 50 metres just by sneezing.
Man I got lucky yesterday DAVID VEAL sneezed on me, cured that growth on my arm
by Fuchsie October 18, 2012
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david dada

Yo cuh david dada a hoe ass nigga he don’t even got a c7 bruh
by anonymous November 8, 2020
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david akulis

david akulis is the weirdest person you will ever meet. he doesn't really get a lot of girls, but when he has a girlfriend, he doesn't know what to do.
david akulis gets them hoes
by Jsjabcsms March 6, 2018
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David

(To pull a) David
- to masturbate in your friends house while they are there.
by Eddie Camoreon October 19, 2019
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