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college

1)the long-awaited and much anticipated escape from the everyday life a high school student who wants to start fresh lives.
2)a topic that must be researched profusely to no end only to find biased/useless information on a school that has no appeal at all.
I can NOT wait until I graduate, so I can go to college. If only I knew where I wanted to go...the only thing I can find on the internet is whether a school is known for having hippies or preps...
by this one girl January 22, 2007
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your mom goes to college

Your mom goes to college is the best retort, known to the history of MAN. O:

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Kip was all "YOUR MOM GOES TO COLLEGE" to Deb, who was trying to raise money for college. So the masses overused the greatest line. :<
Person 1: You're fat.
Person 2: Your mom's fat.
P1: YOUR MOM GOES TO COLLEGE
P1 and P2: OOOH! I/YOU GOT SERVED.
by nora the explora April 6, 2005
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Boston College

rival of Boston University. great university for preppy people. hot chicks and pretty boys go to BC, and get spanked by the Jesuits.
BC girl: "I go to BC."

BU frat boy: "Yeah? Then do me!"

BC girl: "Gimme some coke first!"

BU: "Right on! Let's also trek up to M.I.T. and Harvard Yard to get our kix."
by John Shin March 21, 2005
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college sex club

A gathering where hormonally stressed college goers go to have orgy
Did you go the college sex club last night?

College sex club last night was alright,that one guy had a bigger cockthan mine.
by indian_sweg_master March 20, 2016
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Harlaxton College

Harlaxton College: this is the British campus of the University of Evansville, of Evansville, IN. It is located in Grantham. At this British establishment American students blow their money and or their parent's money on alcohol and other frivolous items and activities, and many or almost all students return to the United States broke and with GPAs that have decreased. The college is located in a country where the currency is worth over twice as much as American currency. Many students travel around Europe where the euro is also worth more than the American dollar. The college is also located on a continent where most people are anti-American, so they are more than happy to take as much money as possible from dumb American college students.
Smart student: Hey man wana go out...see a movie, eat?...catch up on old times?
Dumb student: Nah, I blew all my money at Harlaxton..on alcohol and traveling around Europe.
Smart student: That sucks.
Dumb student: Tell me about it...I worked all summer and then spent it all in a semester. Hey man, why didn't you go to Harlaxton College?
Smart student: I didn't go because I know that the British pound is worth twice as much as the American dollar. I rather keep my good grades, get a good job, and with all the money that I make then I can afford a European extravagance...have fun being broke.
by Smart student January 21, 2008
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Upper Canada College

Worst school in Canada. Boys that go to this school all have their egos stuck up their ass, no respect for women, making terrible racist, sexist jokes, rude, they're so full of themselves it is hilarious.
Girl #1: Eww did you see that guy that just walked past, disgusting... ugh my eyes
Girl #2: Ikr, he definitely goes to Upper Canada college, ewww
by dab dab January 5, 2017
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Lynchburg College

A school of maybe 2500-600 people. This "school" consists of many horrendous things, and believe me its not just my opinion. Food is God awful, hours to GET food are incredibly inconvenient. Nothing to do usually. Very limited choices in fun, you get drunk or you don't. When you go to the maybe, 6 or 7 places that actually have "parties" the campus security is right there to tell you to pour out your drink. Sigh. Sports are a joke, the lacrosse players just are the biggest douchebags I could ever imagine, who treat everyone like shit. people aren't generally very nice. People are very dumb here. Girls are really not that hot. Classes generally are too easy. Kicked out for smoking marijuana so make sure they don't catch you. So many people in my class left and I'm next in line to leave, to go to a REAL school.

Yeah and what that dude said, F**K dean furter.
Lynchburg College is really, really, really, really, really awful.
by anonymousiousomannn September 6, 2009
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