Baloney Boner

When your love for baloney Is to strong you become erect

I love baloney so much I have a massive baloney boner

by Meat chub December 29, 2019

No cock boner

Basically, when you get hard, but don't have a cock.

HOLY SHIT MAN I THINK I HAVE A CHOKING KINK! YOU JUST GAVE ME A No cock boner

by S E N I P* June 12, 2022

Tyler Boner

When you inject a man named Tyler's blood into your own penis, giving you a boner of Tyler's blood.

I need Tyler in me, give me a Tyler Boner!!!!!

by addiisntracist May 27, 2023

Boner Thought

A thought that seems genius while you are erect, but becomes horrible after climax.

Guy 1: I thought about Skyping my ex and asking to see her butthole again.

Guy 2: Oh my God. Did you?

Guy 1: Nah. It was just a boner thought.

by Esdee Jay-Tee January 20, 2014

Aftershock Boner

An erection that comes repeatedly and abnormally sooner than typical male recovery time frames after having your world rocked by an amazing blow job or other sexual act.

After Kate sucked the life out of my cock, I found myself having multiple aftershock boners.

by JackTen October 3, 2019

Pro Boner

A description of the payment method for a good or service, the method consisting of the use of you or someone else's boner, in various ways. Pro boner payment is mutually exclusive will other forms of payment, as it is offered as a form of charity. Keep the tip.

I just couldn't think of a way to pay for his legal services... Until he offered me pro boner service!

by CakeBadger April 30, 2021

Brady Boner

A hard on that is achieved by Patriot fans whenever Tom Brady leads a 4th quarter comeback to win the football game.

Mike -" Did you see Tom Brady's epic comeback against the Atlanta Falcons in Superbowl 51?"

Patriots Fan - "Yeah! I almost passed out at the end because I had a massive Brady Boner"

by ChefBearClaw April 14, 2019