boner beard

Did you hear, Royal-T, was late for his date because he had to trim his boner beard.
by Royal-T510 November 19, 2018
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Boner monkey

An employee with little experience, or of low seniority within a blue-collar operation. Boner monkeys are typically assigned insignificant or undesirable work, such as operating a shovel.
Contractor : "I need to carry 6 pallets of bricks to the back of the property"
Client: "Why haven't you hired a boner monkey to handle the grunt work?"
by Hugh G Reckshin July 11, 2023
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Mystery Boner

When your penis becomes erect for no apparent reason.
Guy 1: I just got a mystery boner man!
Guy 2: Cool!
by HookTheGamer December 22, 2017
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Boner City

When you're horny and ready to fuck, you're in Boner City.
"If she keeps dancing like that, I'm gonna head straight for Boner City"
by Jerrz03 September 12, 2020
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Homer Boner

What you leave with with after hitting a game-winning home run at your softball game.
“Dude, I had such a homer boner last night after hitting that home run. First I slid into home, then I slid into my wife.”
by Wafflebender July 11, 2018
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Boner Fumes

When a male gets such an intense erection, that his dick crack opens up slightly, from which the sour, bleach smell of his pre-ejaculate can be nasally detected
“Craig (roommate), either turn off the porn or put a thumb on your dick-hole, cause this apartment is lousy with Boner Fumes”
by Dumpster Choir February 10, 2021
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Golf boner

The act of becoming aroused by golfing or thinking about golfing.
Jim canceled his date because he got a golf boner on the way home from work.
by HinckleyHappy December 21, 2022
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