by Royal-T510 November 19, 2018
An employee with little experience, or of low seniority within a blue-collar operation. Boner monkeys are typically assigned insignificant or undesirable work, such as operating a shovel.
Contractor : "I need to carry 6 pallets of bricks to the back of the property"
Client: "Why haven't you hired a boner monkey to handle the grunt work?"
Client: "Why haven't you hired a boner monkey to handle the grunt work?"
by Hugh G Reckshin July 11, 2023
by HookTheGamer December 22, 2017
by Jerrz03 September 12, 2020
“Dude, I had such a homer boner last night after hitting that home run. First I slid into home, then I slid into my wife.”
by Wafflebender July 11, 2018
When a male gets such an intense erection, that his dick crack opens up slightly, from which the sour, bleach smell of his pre-ejaculate can be nasally detected
“Craig (roommate), either turn off the porn or put a thumb on your dick-hole, cause this apartment is lousy with Boner Fumes”
by Dumpster Choir February 10, 2021
by HinckleyHappy December 21, 2022