BMI of 19-22, Jeans, shirt, fluffy boots, oversized brand-name sunglasses. Environmentalist, slightly hipster. 97% of them are blonde (natural or dye). Dislikes rap, rock. Usually at starbucks or holding some coffee. Everyone is a creep to her; except hot studs or rich guys. Frequently uses the phrase "I'm not racist but..." Owns a facebook and twitter account, intentionally posts vacation bikini pics. Won't do anal but has given several blowjobs @coachella. Heavy hashtag user. Usually in groups of other standard bitches. Has at least applied to college. Generous amount of duckfaces in her photos. Only drinks wine or liquors, no beer. Drives a car or SUV, no truck.
Friend: Hey, let's invite that girl to the pool party.
You: Nah, she's a standard bitch. She only hangs out with stuck-up dudes and girls @coachella
You: Nah, she's a standard bitch. She only hangs out with stuck-up dudes and girls @coachella
by The-Handle July 23, 2014
A woman who has been acknowledged as a "bitch" since the beginning of time, her entire lifetime or since the world began.
Man 1: Dude, Lauren from our 5th-grade class is in town this weekend.
Man 2: Dude, seriously, nobody wants to hang around that dinasaur bitch.
Man 2: Dude, seriously, nobody wants to hang around that dinasaur bitch.
by LewisBrown February 21, 2012
by aceywaceyfacey November 21, 2021
an annoying asshole on halo, halo2, halo3, and any other halo that shall be made
also used in life terms
also used in life terms
by Nick M@l35k1 March 28, 2008
A phrase used to show extreme distress during the course of doing something that requires mental or physical work. Can also be used as an Adjective to describe an act of physical or mental labor.
Karina: Javier, Why are you so tired?
Javier: The elevator broke this morning, and it was a bitch and a half to walk up the stairs.
distresslaziness
Javier: The elevator broke this morning, and it was a bitch and a half to walk up the stairs.
distresslaziness
by Dr. Professor Javier IV January 08, 2015
A woman named Lisa. Someone who is so much of a bitch that just calling her a bitch feels like it isn’t enough
by That one guy with the hair July 07, 2019
Anyone who makes a living out of washing various things. This person typically makes the same wages as a high schooler. This person also has no goals or aspirations in his/her life which is why they are known as a wash bitch.
That 40-Year-Old wash bitch is such white trash!
by Thepianist15 March 11, 2009