"Man Kyle was such a 2 beer queer last weekend. We've had to come up with a new smash or pass category: smash, or after two beers"
by yeahnah24 March 23, 2017

The beer is a mixture of koolaid and mouthwash, often mixed in metal cups and consumed around a campfire.
by Fing Farmer January 18, 2015

A condition where the drinker thinks they are better looking instead of the people they are viewing.
by Whysohigh November 15, 2011

Official title, usually for a young child, a girlfriend/spouse, or that lame nigga in the crew, whose sole purpose is to pass beer around to you and/or your friends. This title is highly exercised during games or when the guys are chillin at the crib.
She is my cold beer passer!
My lil boy takes great pride in his job as my cold beer passer.
Honey, don't get mad at me, you know you're my one and only...cold beer passer
My lil boy takes great pride in his job as my cold beer passer.
Honey, don't get mad at me, you know you're my one and only...cold beer passer
by Banks3321 July 23, 2009

by Rica.Monte January 6, 2017

A person who drinks one, spills one, and gives one away, but still gets much drunker than anyone else at the party.
Shane was the total three beer pirate last night. He gave me beer #2 and spilled #3 on my Dark Side of the Moon record so I was forced to kick his ass.
by Holden McKock July 22, 2006

A phrase that signals an imminent episode of drunken stupidity ending with injury whenever it is said.
by sebacostamr December 27, 2018
