Turkey Lettuce

noun-

stupid or untrue talk or writing; nonsense.
verb-
talk nonsense to (someone), typically to be misleading or deceptive.

“I heard he’s got 5 baby mamas”
“Girlll shut up that’s some turkey lettuce there ain’t no way”

by Tacobell1963 March 24, 2025

Spicy Turkey Twizzler

A variation of the Turkery Twizzler.

The act in which the male or female with a strap on, points the shaft upwards vertically while lying down. The partner, male or female, then proceeds to "sit" on the shaft - with it in the anus. Then while the person lying down stays still, the person riding the shaft proceeds to spin around almost in a breakdance type fashion. Except this time while the partner spins around on the shaft, they defecate and liquid shite is spread all over the partner's scrotum and abdomen.

"My girl loves a spicy turkey twizzler, i sincerely do not. Don't worry, i'll serve her a nice hot lunch tomorrow as a gift of my appreciation"

"I got a spicy turkey twizzler yesterday, my boyfriend still smells of... um... spices."

by Pigeon on a Microscooter November 16, 2011

Mojive Turkey

a blackman in the ghetto going crazy...like a mojive turkey!!

he was going nuts like a mojive turkey!!!

by Lucster September 9, 2020

turkey

A slang term for crack cocaine.

"Let me get a dime of that turkey"

by RockinRobin51014 April 10, 2019

Turkey

A very fat booty. Used in Philly.

Ayo bro, you see that jawn walking down the street? She had a turkey on her, real rap.

by WestPhillyBoul March 27, 2021

Jive Turkey

A jive turkey is a person who talks a lot of shit and never can back it up. A mouthy little punk often by the name of Alex.

Girl don't pay no attention to him. He just another jive turkey.

by NotSoRoyalPrincess October 18, 2018

holocaust turkey

a type of turkey who hate jews

from the latin: Holocust. Turkus

hey what is that holocaust turkey doing to Obama

by Georgedelavie April 13, 2020