David

A gay person who suck more dick then Lana rhodes. His balls hasn’t dropped from his stomach yet and his cock is 3mm, oye thats a David!

A David has many kids in his garage, why? We never know, but THAT’S a David.

A David has tried to suck hos own dick many times, but he couldn’t so he fucked a bottle of shampoo.

O have you seen David?

- No, he’s fucking a bottle of shampoo in the bathroom!

We are having yoga today class! Sit in this position!
*Whispering* - why is David trying to lick his balls?
*Whispering* - because he’s very gay and want cock in his mouth!
*5 minutes later* - WHY IS DAVID FUCKING THE MATTRESS?!

by [e-mail] November 23, 2021

David h

Is someone you can depend on for a green card or for any illegal purposes. Avoid all his responsibilities and children except for the ones of the half his age woman he is trying to pursue with his controlling narcissistic ways. Lies thru his teeth to portray himself as a put together white family guy but is the devil in disguise. Takes advantage of woman who have their shit together and drains them of everything they have before moving in QUICKLY.

David h didn’t even show up for a video court date for his BIOLOGICAL CHILD but was in line for that green card for a random senorita and her offspring

by Anonymous81332 March 8, 2023

David Sonikkboom yang

A real OG rider in central California.

Hey panda how did you get so good in riding? From David Sonikkboom yang!

by Sonikkboomin August 20, 2024

David Smusz

pog. the definition of swag. got that drip 10000000000. EPIC GAMER MOMENTTT POGGGG

"You know that David Smusz guy? Yea... he's pretty pog ngl"

by Puplanet February 9, 2021

David

a david is a person who likes to sniff the male’s ballsacks. a david is a person who sniffs so hard that he can take all of the earth’s oxygen.

did you hear that we have a david in our class?

by dracula100 May 20, 2023

David

Circumcised. Slight lilt. Generally unseemly.

“I heard he had a David”

“🤤”

by no34 November 1, 2023

David

Someone who has never tried making another figure in a factory

Omg, you're such a David!

by PuggyBee December 14, 2019