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Turtle

small green creatures ruled by the vsco girls who protect them from awful plastic straws.
vsco girl: Omg sksksksksks we have to save that turtle from that plastic straw
by anonymous198130 January 2, 2020
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Turtle

Turtle Free battle? Give free rn? Fucking idiot give free
by Turtle_NL February 2, 2020
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Turtle

A "turtle" (ie TURD-le) is what you call someone who is a little turd (or little shit). It is used when you don't want them to know that that's what you actually think of them.
Turtles are usually young males who think they're better than everyone else, they often call themselves "alpha males" but they're actually not, they're little shits or turtles.
Often the fathers of turtles will excuse the poor behaviour of their sons by proudly saying "Oh don't mind him, he's just an Alpha male."
Josh? You're such a turtle!
by Turtle dominator! February 3, 2020
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Turtle-necking

The act of pushing a circumcised glans into the shaft of the penis, as if to turn it inside out. Then wrapping the scrotum over said inverted penis, and holding this formation until stuck. The penis will slowly reverse to normal in a turtle-neck-like-fashion.
My friends gage, Johnny, and Diego got to se me turtle-necking At chic-fil-a today”
by CalebKRubberNuts April 13, 2020
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Kiss the turtle

Pushing out a turd when receiving a rim job, so your partner gets a mouth full of poo.
Made Emily kiss the turtle last night.

She broke up with you, didn't she?

Yup.
by Shuaman April 21, 2020
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Turtle

A TF2 Engineer main whom always sits between their sentry and dispenser desperately trying to repair them both nonstop, which is a very terrible tactic, because almost every class can destroy you, because you're not a tank so you will die from all of that damage.
Engie don't be a turtle!
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Turtle Fresh

Turtle fresh is when a man keeps his uncircumcised penis clean.
Girl 1: Isn't it gross to be with a guy who isn’t circumcised?
Girl 2: Naw, I make sure my guy stays turtle fresh!
by Lexasorouss February 23, 2020
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