As opposed to Sun Gooning, Moon Gooning is when you explode the head off a buffalo, skin an elk, then proceed to gut said elk. Afterwards, hang the corpse of the elk in a tree and take it's guts for your own. Lastly, you begin to goon and eventually cum into the elk's intestine, all while doing so under the native american moonlight. Doing so will draw the attention of the Moon Goon tribe leader, the Eagle Eye. This act of Moon Gooning will initiate you into the tribe if done properly and deemed worthy enough by the tribe members and the Eagle Eye himself. Once initiated, tribe Moon Goon sessions are overseen by a sworn in priest who administrates that the Moon Goon is being conducted in a respectful way that does not anger or upset the Goon gods. If ultimately done perfectly, a successful tribe Moon Goon has the potential to resurrect a phoenix. This usually includes a jelqer if one is readily available, though it is not required. Obtaining the knowledge of Moon Gooning immediately marks you as a potential Moon Gooner and you are now obligated to attend an initiation attempt. Refusing in doing so will result in death by the hands of the Moon Goon tribe.
"I'm sorry mother, but I have to leave to follow my calling in Moon Gooning. Now that I possess the knowledge, Moon Gooning is my way of life now."
by WiserWithBudweiser November 21, 2023
Get the Moon Gooningmug. by Floating megalodon 682 anims March 2, 2022
Get the That’s no moonmug. an indigo skin brethren of the tightly woven hair's ancestors who would sing into the night (moon cricket) then eventually be hung by the neck. (tree swingin)
by cameraman2_0_0_8 October 30, 2023
Get the tree swingin moon cricketmug. Juliet : No, James, I can’t take another Montana Moon Blast. My ass is so full with your juice.
James : It is okay baby, you can suck my dong instead. *inserts Mongolian Ripper*
James : It is okay baby, you can suck my dong instead. *inserts Mongolian Ripper*
by Tailpipefucker June 7, 2019
Get the Montana Moon Blastmug. A derogatory term for people of color. This name refers to how slaves would sing gospel songs late throughout the night under the moon.
by Yeetus feetus deeletus March 11, 2021
Get the Moon howlermug. A member that is always loyal and ready to fight for a clan that once betrayed him. This warrior is a true founder and is in second command of the clan that he be lives in
by Notataspmember69 November 26, 2018
Get the Tasp Moonmug. Moon means serenity and calmness, just like the actual moon, soft and calm. He is incredibly shy but when he's your friend, he is incredibly loyal.
by A Kid Who Knows Real Things June 3, 2022
Get the Moonmug.