Mark thomas

The most cutest guy in the world that helped jacob saggy tits get famous

Omg im going to meet mark today😍 Omg your so lucky your gonna meet mark thomas

by Qweeen-beeee May 19, 2018

St. Thomas Girl

Recognizable by the way they wear more makeup than clothes; Generally having unnaturally blond hair and fake tans; Known for sporting Sperrys and glitter Uggs; See ignorant bitch for a more accurate portrayal.

Dude: Bro! Did you see that girl? She's so fine
Bro: Dude, I know! But she's a total St. Thomas girl. Such a bitch.

by Transferring To Macalester May 19, 2013

Tim Thomas

Prob the best player in the NBA. Often compared with LeBron and Kobe, but they dont stand a chance. If you are called Tim Thomas or T Squares you are a person who is wet from Three point range. You almost never miss.

kid1: Yo did you see that. He just made 69 threes in a row.
Kid2: ya hes a real Tim Thomas

by masterjizzy69 May 3, 2010

Ariel Thomas

A Hagrid-ass chick who follows me around and has deluded herself into believing that I want her.

Kyle said, "Dude, Ariel is looking for you, bail!"

by dead general March 28, 2005

leo thomas lavoie

A Boy who questions the world and is really good at socail studies and is smater than anyone in the whole wide world and lokes tacos and also yeet.

He is so smart he is a Leo Thomas LaVoie

by Bald Boy 72 September 19, 2018

jayan thomas oommen

modern indian thomas the tank engine in disguise

person 1: hey, i think jayan thomas oommen is actually a slav
person 2: no, he's the reincarnated spy of thomas the tank engine

by Aamir lkjhbnm,. May 29, 2019

Joseph Thomas Murphy

Joseph Thomas Murphy is a mega fag who enjoys a quick penis in him on a Friday night. He will fist himself constantly when free and when he’s not, he’s probably getting fisted by someone else. He’s pretty small however what he lacks in height he lacks in his penis as well and makes up for in his toxicity. Penis fart.

Gabe: mega penis salt
Sam paddy: yeah phat Joseph Thomas Murphy

by PenisDiarrhea July 14, 2019