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u smell like wood

A refrence to a good smell like burning wood
Guy#1 Hey nice cologne you smell like wood
Guy#2 Ok...thanks I guess
by XxSavage pandaxX March 8, 2017
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Hotel in the Woods

A euphemism to mean a brothel or whorehouse. Hotel in the Woods comes from the concept of cheap motels that are for rent by the hour and usually found in rural locations such as the woods since prostitutes and drug dealers have to stay away from the police.

Hotel in the Woods can also be used to describe sex trafficking.

Saying someone could work at a Hotel in the Woods is an insult that implies they are a slut.
“My crazy grandpa tried to sell me to a Hotel in the Woods in Romania when I was 16. Luckily my family rescued me”

“I matched with this guy on Tindr, but I’m scared to meet up at his place because what if he runs a Hotel in the Woods in NYC?”

Malena: “Sally literally only goes for guys with girlfriends and brags that it’s because she’s so hot she can steal anybody’s man. What an attention whore

Patricia: “Yeah! What a slut, she’s totally someone who belongs in a Hotel in the Woods”
by Sparkle Swallows April 17, 2022
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Mooning Wood

When you get an erection after someone mooned in front of you.
Me: I woke up with the weirdest boner.
You: You just experienced mooning wood.
by gregben September 30, 2023
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Tom wood

Biggest unit 6 you'll ever come across.
If you ever meet a Tom wood he'll be a true man true legend.

Don t let that go
Watch out Tom wood big unit 6 is coming and he's a true man true legend
by TMTL180 January 14, 2019
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Hood Wood

A man that likes having multiple baby mommas that is from the hood.
“Dude, your such a Hood Wood.”
by SkurtSkurtbish June 5, 2023
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The Wood Village

A very flammable village made entirely of wood and wood products.
The Wood Village is where the flamers like to congregate.
by marlboro meister August 30, 2010
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After-wood

Lasting results after an especially good genital mashing
I still can't go back into public yet, I've still got after-wood
by Aroughvasectomy May 8, 2018
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