Spork Check

“Spork Check”

Background: In certain mental hospitals, plastic sporks are the only eating utensil issued to patients. When a patient is going to throw their trash away, they must show a nurse that their spork is intact while disposing of it. This is to avoid patients potentially harming themselves or others with the spork.

Everyone please line up by the trash can for your spork check.

by applebottomjeans12 May 12, 2020

Check

Chicago slang for dying

“Damn I just heard pookie got shot 6 times”
“Did he check?”
“Yeah man, they saying he just checked”

by Juicy_Jay June 28, 2023

Vegas check in

When a programmer submits a large code change Friday night before leaving on vacation that breaks the mainline build.

*Monday Morning
Developer: "There are a bunch of changes that broke the build; looks like Paul's changes from Friday night. It's pretty complicated, 32 files changed. We should let him know so he fix it."
Developer Lead: "No can do. He pulled a Vegas check in and is on vacation for next 2 weeks, we'll have to rollback the change."

by anonymous December 15, 2022

Check Pink

To fortify a teams defense during a game of soccer.

"If you guys would check pink from time to time, maybe we wouldn't let up so many goals!"

by SteezeMuffin June 9, 2009

license check

When you scratch or check your anus with a "cue-tip" you say "License check".

License check - when you scratch or check your anus with a "cue-tip"

by Osoevilkid May 30, 2023

Pain check

Instead of a rain check the chronically ill can have a pain check wherever needed

I am hurting today but I’ll definitely take a pain check on lunch.

by Aligned August 17, 2023

Gless check

Scottish slang for a glass bottle of Irn Bru. 'Gless' referring to glass and 'check' refers to the classic check design on the neck of the bottle.

Up until 2015 the Scottish government would pay 20p per bottle for returning the bottles.

"Want anything fae the shop?"
"Aye, a gless check please".

by Segaaa September 12, 2017