the most ruthless scunning and conning pirates around, their pirate ship can fly in the skies, on the ocean and dive in the ocean. they steal anything from anyone even little kids and their candy...hell the kid their self too.
by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ May 3, 2022
Get the Sky Piratemug. Pirates are famous for only having one eye or the skull and Cross bone with an obsession with gold, sword fighting and theft.they enjoy islands sandy beaches and there ship.
by Thispagewasmadeforme November 5, 2020
Get the Piratemug. When a male places his genitals on an unsuspecting and friends shoulder like a parrot on a pirates shoulder.
by MrCheese456 September 25, 2023
Get the Pirate's Parrotmug. by Lord Fontelroy, III July 29, 2023
Get the sun piratemug. Hym "Isom #2 is out now but (if you're reading this) YOU SHOULD ALREADY KNOW THAT! I told you to go over there already! Did I not tell you to go over there already!? There's also a special promotion for Isom #1 (promo code PIRATE) so if you're like me and are a dumptser person with 0 dollars who still hasn't read it, you can get Isom #1 for 12 DOLLARS That's like 66% OFF THE ORIGINAL PRICE! I shouldn't even have to tell you this! Go!"
by Hym Iam August 5, 2023
Get the Piratemug. Angry pirate occurs when a man shoots his sexual fluids into the bitches eye thus making her blind in one eye, it is followed up by a swift kick to her shin so she gobbles like a pirate with an eye patch
by Harold Anus September 30, 2023
Get the Angry piratemug. while havi.g sex you dude pulls out and cums in chicks eye then kicks her in the shin . She is the the hobbeling pirate arrrr matey
by B.unit May 14, 2016
Get the hobbeling piratemug.