Evil Ones

A trio of three LD Ezz and Joey who go through life normally, although their normal can be classed as insanity sometimes.
LD: "Ready to kill Tails Ezz?"
Ezz: "Hang on, just gettin my fluffle launcher"
Joey: "Get me outta here!"
by LD July 07, 2004
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One's or Five's

Adjectives used to describe a woman's appearance. One's being OK, Five's being very good. 20's are also an acceptable answer.

Derivation: One's or Five's derives from Strip Clubs where the amount of money offered to a stripper is sometimes questionable. If you see a girl you would like a dance from, but are unsure how hot she really is, you turn and ask your buddy "one's or five's?" He will then respond with one answer or the other.
"Hey man, is that girl one's or five's?"
"Eh, I'd say she's only one's"

"Dude, Matt's sister is all five's"
"Hell, she's 20's"
by Big Simms April 27, 2006
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One dicker

A girl exclusively enjoying only one penis for the foreseeable future.

A relationship stage between single & engaged.
Don't bother with that girl she's a one dicker.

I thought I was gonna get into her pants but then she told me she was a one dicker.
by ted61318 October 13, 2009
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One boob

Girls who wear a tight shirt of which only one boob appears. Usually commonly seen on rockers, punks, or eurotrash.
by anon76889 September 19, 2010
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that one stings

A slang word for when a person suffer an insult that made her extremely humiliated.
Jack says: Man you are so dumb, how come you put your shorts on the refrigerator.
John says: That one stings jack.
by Jack April 12, 2005
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one percenter

As a noun:
1. Someone who is in the top 1% in terms of either yearly income or total assets.
2. Someone who simply appears to be rich.
3. Someone who spends an extremely large amount of money on a single interest.
4. Occasionally just refers to the first world in general.

As an adjective:
1. Something usually attributed to one percenters.
2. Goods or services that are way more expensive than similar goods and services.

p.s. This keeps getting rejected, but I'm not making this term up. Search "One percenter" with quotes and more than half of the links refer to this usage. (but it's not on UD yet) You even accepted One Percenter Problem which is this used as an adjective. I took out the sample names used in my previous definition if that was a problem. (wasn't naming friends) Only using pronouns now, except Obama and Edwards who are celebs. Sorry about that.
As a noun:
1. Contrary to what some people think, Obama is a one percenter.
2. He dresses like a one percenter, but he's buried in debt.
3. Everyone in TF2 thinks I'm a one percenter because I have 6 god tier hats.

As an adjective:
1. The iPhone 5 shortage is a one percenter problem.
2. Everyone gave John Edwards crap for his one percenter haircut, but most major politicians who still have hair spend at least that much.
by sarysa October 20, 2012
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one up

When a couple is having sex doggy style and the guy pulls out and acts like he "accidentally" puts it in her ass.
-girl- "He tried to one up me last night, but I'm not down with anal sex"

or

-guy- "We were a little drunk so i figured i'd go for the one up... but she wasn't a fan."
by Nicky NOTORIOUS March 23, 2004
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