by fueled_by_ramen November 1, 2007
Get the long dick of the lawmug. by Jason Bowers June 10, 2010
Get the Unbreakable Man Lawmug. A witch who acts nice on the face of others while abusing from behind and thinks that you are a slave and should be the best slave on this earth and clean her to the toe . Don’t eat , don’t sleep but clean till you die .
If you eat a little in front of her then guess what the whole world will fall upon you . Broke the dish ? Oh God the whole neighborhood will know that you don’t know how to clean properly and not doing enough good slavery . And even if you are trained to be the best slave on human race then they will say that you were a cow once upon a time and didn’t know anything and she thought you every crap . And if you don’t bring furniture according to her taste she will run mad and kick you out and train his baby boys to be even more baby like a little girl (God forbid )
( there are some good but rare very rare )
If you eat a little in front of her then guess what the whole world will fall upon you . Broke the dish ? Oh God the whole neighborhood will know that you don’t know how to clean properly and not doing enough good slavery . And even if you are trained to be the best slave on human race then they will say that you were a cow once upon a time and didn’t know anything and she thought you every crap . And if you don’t bring furniture according to her taste she will run mad and kick you out and train his baby boys to be even more baby like a little girl (God forbid )
( there are some good but rare very rare )
Uzbek Mother in law : oh Look my slave daughter in law didn’t even wipe the unknown dirt somewhere I can’t even see myself
Gosh she is such a cow .
Neighborhood : oh God poor woman she got such a cowhole daughter in law that tortured her to death .
Gosh she is such a cow .
Neighborhood : oh God poor woman she got such a cowhole daughter in law that tortured her to death .
by 1234567890986531782& April 17, 2020
Get the Uzbek mother in lawmug. The unwritten law that says it is wrong for a boy to hit a girl without correct provocation.
Terms that can overpass this law:
Girl punching a boy
Girl cracking joke about race, religion, background or close relative
Terms that can overpass this law:
Girl punching a boy
Girl cracking joke about race, religion, background or close relative
by Yhtomit December 6, 2006
Get the B/G Lawmug. Peterson's Law
As a NFL labor dispute grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving slavery approaches 1.
See Godwin's Law
As a NFL labor dispute grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving slavery approaches 1.
See Godwin's Law
Playing in the NFL=modern-day slavery.
Thanks Adrian. Now no one will take the players seriously.
Peterson's Law=game over
Thanks Adrian. Now no one will take the players seriously.
Peterson's Law=game over
by gumbyworkstoo April 3, 2011
Get the Peterson's Lawmug. special people who do not live in somethign springs who are being happy by having a nice definition of their name
by Iam S. Tupid April 17, 2004
Get the K. Lawmug. A bill that was attempted to be passed by Arizona in order to put a leash on illegal immigration, which the federal government has largely failed to do; Arizona spends hundreds of millions on jailing illegals, and who knows how much more on educating them, providing welfare for them, etc., even though they don't pay taxes.
The law's purpose is based off of a federal law that prohibits illegal immigration. Contrary to popular (actually, minority, because the majority of the country supports it) belief, its parameters strictly and directly prohibit racial profiling of any kind. Police officers aren't allowed to go up to anyone they want and say "show me your papers." In fact, they are required to check immigration status if one has already been arrested for a crime.
Countless other states have introduced and/or instituted their own versions of SB-1070. The Obama Administration has shown blatant opposition to the bill and managed to essentially take away all proponents of it that gave it any effectiveness at all. Not only that, but State Department officials admitted to dissing Arizona's "humanitarian rights-violating" bill to countries such as China and Libya. Most, if not all of the Administration's accusations of the bill have truly been completely false.
The law's purpose is based off of a federal law that prohibits illegal immigration. Contrary to popular (actually, minority, because the majority of the country supports it) belief, its parameters strictly and directly prohibit racial profiling of any kind. Police officers aren't allowed to go up to anyone they want and say "show me your papers." In fact, they are required to check immigration status if one has already been arrested for a crime.
Countless other states have introduced and/or instituted their own versions of SB-1070. The Obama Administration has shown blatant opposition to the bill and managed to essentially take away all proponents of it that gave it any effectiveness at all. Not only that, but State Department officials admitted to dissing Arizona's "humanitarian rights-violating" bill to countries such as China and Libya. Most, if not all of the Administration's accusations of the bill have truly been completely false.
Obama: "If you didn't have your papers and you took your kids out for ice cream, you could be harassed." (actual quote)
Someone who has actually read the Arizona Immigration Law: "No, you couldn't. Unless going out for ice cream is a crime now."
Someone who has actually read the Arizona Immigration Law: "No, you couldn't. Unless going out for ice cream is a crime now."
by Tudd Fudders May 10, 2011
Get the Arizona Immigration Lawmug.