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dutch hoe

A dutch hoe is a person who likes to get with a lot of people sexually, but cannot get any.

Derived from the true definitions of a dutch hoe, being, “a hoe that is used for pushing rather than pulling”

a dutch hoe is a hoe that cannot not pull

est 2024 Benjamin Stewart
Trey: “Man, Aidan is always tryna get with women, he’s such a hoe”
Ben: “Yeah too bad he’s dutch”
——————
Jerry: “You’re such a dutch hoe, just learn how to talk to girls!”
by Penjamin June 13, 2024
mugGet the dutch hoemug.

dutch water slide

A Dutch Water Slide is when you get a lot of your friends to ejaculate on a large tarp and make hot girls go down it.
Me and my girls went to ride a Bob's Dutch Water Slide.
by Aezkalie October 20, 2013
mugGet the dutch water slidemug.

dutch Strudel

The act of receiving oral sex while eating a toaster strudel and depositing crumbs on to the givers back.
Sally gave me a Dutch Strudel last night. I crumbed all over her.
by Crumbed April 16, 2024
mugGet the dutch Strudelmug.

Dutch spring roll

When you’re aboard a flight and the flight attendant farts as they walk by you during the safety presentation
After my flight was delayed for an hour, and I finally reached my assigned seat, the flight attendant gave us a Dutch spring roll on the house.
by airblimpy August 29, 2025
mugGet the Dutch spring rollmug.

Dutch Latte

1. The act of administering a coffee enema after anal sex.

2. The resultant fluid mixture of the above act.
"Hey Ted, you don't look so good."
"I feel awful. The guy at Starbucks gave me a Dutch Latte this morning."
by Thuzz October 10, 2017
mugGet the Dutch Lattemug.

dutch-cube

when someone farts so violently in a cubicle the smell lasts for hours if not days and co-workers start to give you weird looks and avoid you because you smell like a dutch-cube.
guy: man, have you seen john around?
guy2: no, and you dont want to, his cubicle smells like a shit-hole. Thats a classic dutch-cube for you.
guy: oh, well thanks for the warning!
by username7011 September 25, 2015
mugGet the dutch-cubemug.

Dutch Smurf

The act involving drinking copious ammounts of Blue Gatorade, and immediately afterwards licking someone's anus eventually staining it blue.
" That girl last night was propper kinky. Gave me a good old Dutch Smurf!
by Sharkmeister9000 November 11, 2020
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