Dutch vortex

It’s like a Dutch Oven, but both people fart and then go under the covers together to enjoy the smell.

“Let’s dutch vortex tonight”

“yes, that would be fire.”

by AlAx January 31, 2021

Dutch

When a person playing golf hits a chip shot off of the green to within 4 feet of the pin.

“Wow, Jeramy nice Dutch.”

“What club did you use to nail that Dutch?”

by Dr.Salesman November 8, 2023

Dutch Jew

A man who refuses to take his wife/girlfriend out to dinner. He will only go if they split the bill.

Marco is a dutch jew, he makes her pay for 1/2 of the dinner check.

by CT Finest October 1, 2013

Double-Dutch, twin toddler turdiddlin'

"You go get a set of 5 year old twins, i go get a set of 10 year old twins, come back, split em up, stuff the little ones in the bigger ones asses, I put a turddilin on my cock, you put one on your cock, we grab each others turdiddlins, and dutch rudder each others arms."

Parents, here are the signs if your children are partaking in the Double-Dutch, twin toddler turdiddlin'

by KOON of the multiverse September 19, 2021

Dutch hookah

Farting in a cpap

I gave her the Dutch hookah while she was sleeping with her cpap on

by Intensewrench December 23, 2023

Dutch Butt

Typically someone with a big head and flabby butt. They also smell like someone who spend many nights in sewage water.

I hate when annelise come around making it smell all Dutch butt like

by Elkflick October 22, 2023

Dutch Glass Blower

Moisten the anus of someone with your mouth while lightly blowing in it and jacking off the dude at the same time.

The fact that Gerald is a professional Trombone player, makes him the ideal person to perform the Dutch Glass Blower.

by Chibraltar February 20, 2024