A dutch hoe is a person who likes to get with a lot of people sexually, but cannot get any.
Derived from the true definitions of a dutch hoe, being, “a hoe that is used for pushing rather than pulling”
a dutch hoe is a hoe that cannot not pull
est 2024 Benjamin Stewart
Derived from the true definitions of a dutch hoe, being, “a hoe that is used for pushing rather than pulling”
a dutch hoe is a hoe that cannot not pull
est 2024 Benjamin Stewart
Trey: “Man, Aidan is always tryna get with women, he’s such a hoe”
Ben: “Yeah too bad he’s dutch”
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Jerry: “You’re such a dutch hoe, just learn how to talk to girls!”
Ben: “Yeah too bad he’s dutch”
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Jerry: “You’re such a dutch hoe, just learn how to talk to girls!”
by Penjamin June 13, 2024

A Dutch Water Slide is when you get a lot of your friends to ejaculate on a large tarp and make hot girls go down it.
by Aezkalie October 20, 2013

The act of receiving oral sex while eating a toaster strudel and depositing crumbs on to the givers back.
by Crumbed April 16, 2024

When you’re aboard a flight and the flight attendant farts as they walk by you during the safety presentation
After my flight was delayed for an hour, and I finally reached my assigned seat, the flight attendant gave us a Dutch spring roll on the house.
by airblimpy August 29, 2025

1. The act of administering a coffee enema after anal sex.
2. The resultant fluid mixture of the above act.
2. The resultant fluid mixture of the above act.
"Hey Ted, you don't look so good."
"I feel awful. The guy at Starbucks gave me a Dutch Latte this morning."
"I feel awful. The guy at Starbucks gave me a Dutch Latte this morning."
by Thuzz October 10, 2017

when someone farts so violently in a cubicle the smell lasts for hours if not days and co-workers start to give you weird looks and avoid you because you smell like a dutch-cube.
guy: man, have you seen john around?
guy2: no, and you dont want to, his cubicle smells like a shit-hole. Thats a classic dutch-cube for you.
guy: oh, well thanks for the warning!
guy2: no, and you dont want to, his cubicle smells like a shit-hole. Thats a classic dutch-cube for you.
guy: oh, well thanks for the warning!
by username7011 September 25, 2015

The act involving drinking copious ammounts of Blue Gatorade, and immediately afterwards licking someone's anus eventually staining it blue.
by Sharkmeister9000 November 11, 2020
