fart burn

When a fart is violently expelled with such a force that your butthole area experiences a fiery burning sensation from the intensity of the retreating fart. May occur more frequently when coughing or laughing.

"Last week I had bronchitis, but my mom made refried bean wraps for lunch..."

"Oh no, did you get fart burn again?"

"Every time I coughed. My butthole is beyond repair, I can feel the sting in my cheeks."

by pastacarbonara June 7, 2022

burning perfect

The desire to be perfect but not having the ability too

Im trying to be burning perfect

by glowing December 12, 2013

Mr. Burns

Used to characterize an empowered employer who prays upon lower level employees, especially those who have an expressed intimate affection toward them (i.e. Smithers).

Also colloquially used as "Burns" in the sense of a verb in order to describe sexual harassment in the workplace.

Since Alberto was named branch manager, he's been pulling a Mr. Burns left and right. Poor eddy works day and night just to make Mr. Burns happy.

Dude, ever since Alberto took over the division, it seems like the only way to move up the corporate ladder is to simply Burns it.

by Anony_Mouse-- December 25, 2016

nipple burn

When your nipples rub against fabric while having rough modified Doggy-Style.

"I got nipple burn last night"

by TheFrenchLady xox March 14, 2016

burning

Putting so much effort into something that you actively make it worse.

"I was working on a book, but i realized i was burning."

by bssman March 29, 2025

burning Swedish meatball

During sex a female will pour gasoline on a swedish males testicules and then light them on fire.

Sara i did the burning swedish meatball with my boyfriend.

by jo m4ma February 19, 2021

dump and burn

Smoking marijuana while defecating. Can also be combined with a wake and bake. Basically, the best dump you will ever take.

There is no better feeling in the world than getting up in the morning to dump and burn.

by drunkenirishman27 September 18, 2016