• Someone who is funny and always makes you laugh. Never a dull moment.
• What you call your best friend when they are being silly af and make you laugh too much.
• What you call your best friend when they are being silly af and make you laugh too much.
by SlangOfASavage May 14, 2020
Get the Turtle biscuitmug. When you have talked to the other partner in a long distance relationship so long on your cell phone that your battery dies mid conversation
"Diana's on the phone with Joe for so long that she keeps turtling out on the car ride home from work everyday."
by phillygirl74 December 21, 2008
Get the Turtling Outmug. the little shits that pollute the water and eat the straws. people then say its our fault cause we made the straws but its actually the turtle's fault they just need to get smart and stop being mean to the poor straws
by minecraft_virgin69 August 6, 2020
Get the turtlemug. A sneaky, deliberate maneuver during kinky scat play where one partner temporarily retreats - usually waddling or clenching - to "scout the terrain" (i.e., make a quick, preemptive poop) before returning to the scene with renewed, devious purpose. It’s like a tactical dump before going full commando.
"She said she was into the mess, but wanted to do a Turtle Recon first to ‘lighten the load.’ Five minutes later, she came back grinning with wet wipes."
by Gropium June 10, 2025
Get the Turtle Reconmug. Another word for retard.
by Dosoboi October 12, 2019
Get the Ass Turtlemug. by oNoIoGoGoEoR June 5, 2023
Get the Turtlemug. by PuyatLord June 11, 2014
Get the Turtle Netmug.