Turkey Blaster

To transfer 2 cups of fudge from mouth to ass. Doing this in reverse is known as the Reverse Turkey Blaster (but real fudge must be used, otherwise its a psuedo-reverse turkey blaster, yes with lower case).

We were up all night turkey blastin'.
That dude is a prime Turkey Blaster candidate.

by Masked Sombrero January 13, 2023

Curb Turkey

Slang for a very floppy basset hound that likes basking in the sunlight.

"You know that basset that sits in the neighbor's window? He's such a curb turkey.

by Devilishdeity July 22, 2023

Surprise Turkey

When fisting a woman or man, opening your hand up while inside the orifice like a Thanksgiving Turkey Hand painting.

In a sentence:
That chick I met on Tinder was dirty as fuck. She let me fist her, but she couldn't handle that Surprise Turkey.

That chick I met on Tinder was dirty as fuck. She let me fist her, but she couldn't handle that Surprise Turkey.

by EmelyeJayne August 18, 2023

Pain Turkey

A medical patient who is believed to be faking their pain.

That patient is such a pain turkey, they are just here to get attention, painkillers, or both.

by Narwhal1758 September 11, 2023

Turkey

A project or product that is trying to be all things to all people, and in the process has lost its effectiveness. Typically overcomplicated, has too many shareholders, overtime, and over budget.

NASA can't get back to the moon because every new mission is a turkey.

by Soupersonic September 13, 2023

Turkey Jowls

Old Goons with a Saggy Turkey neck

That old goon got turkey jowls

by VileGay September 23, 2023

Two-headed turkey

When a spectator of two people performing fellatio on a double ended dildo, or one of the involved parties themselves, grabs the middle of the dildo and slams it back and forth, forcing the participants to both to make turkey gobbling sounds.

Last night they were going so hard with that double-ended dildo that they were gobblin' like a two-headed turkey.

by EssPea October 2, 2023