A middle aged teen who lacks hair flow so bad that he's drowning in overgrown dreads. Likes to assume he's at the top of the food chain. Is the one kid on the lax team that is purposely uninvited to team events.
-Bro does liam know the barbershops are open? His shit overgrown
- nah, thats just his hair flow
-should I tell him he be lookin like a mop top salad?
- no just let him feel like Mr.Steal your girl
- nah, thats just his hair flow
-should I tell him he be lookin like a mop top salad?
- no just let him feel like Mr.Steal your girl
by PullOverSir March 20, 2020
Get the mop top saladmug. A group of smashingly talented young men who consistently quote the movie "Top Gun" throughout their day, every day. These individuals can be seen commenting on things like car accidents and saying phrases like, "you don't own that! the taxpayers do!" or "Son your ego is writing checks your body can't cash".
"Hey, you know Brian, Victor, Shane, and Wyatt?"
"You mean those jerks who won't quit reciting Top Gun lines?"
"Yea, they're so Team Top Gun."
"Totally."
"You mean those jerks who won't quit reciting Top Gun lines?"
"Yea, they're so Team Top Gun."
"Totally."
by BAMF^2 December 16, 2011
Get the Team Top Gunmug. The coolest of the cool. Like if The Fonz and a freezer had a child in Antarctica.
-But then, somewhere in Alaska, a young Brad Pitt smoking a cigarette had an immaculate conception caused by 'the holy spirit of swagger' whispering in his ear. And he bared that child.
-And then, those two babies grew up to be adults, and met each other, and then fucked. (in an igloo)
--and those two conceived a child, the female carried that child for 9 months, and then gave birth to a healthy baby, and then put sunglasses on that baby...
...that baby would be 'Stove-Top Nasty'
-But then, somewhere in Alaska, a young Brad Pitt smoking a cigarette had an immaculate conception caused by 'the holy spirit of swagger' whispering in his ear. And he bared that child.
-And then, those two babies grew up to be adults, and met each other, and then fucked. (in an igloo)
--and those two conceived a child, the female carried that child for 9 months, and then gave birth to a healthy baby, and then put sunglasses on that baby...
...that baby would be 'Stove-Top Nasty'
"You just got your dream job?!?! Stove-top nasty."
"That live Led Zeppelin concert last night, where they resurrected the dead members of the band just to play for 12 hours straight was fucking stove-top nasty."
"She IS stove-top nasty, marry her this instant!"
"What does stove-top nasty mean?"
"Its something some of us are just born knowing the meaning of, and others aren't."
"It's all stove-top nasty, nigga"
"If Jesus was a modern day gangsta, he would be fucking stove-top nasty, for sure."
"That live Led Zeppelin concert last night, where they resurrected the dead members of the band just to play for 12 hours straight was fucking stove-top nasty."
"She IS stove-top nasty, marry her this instant!"
"What does stove-top nasty mean?"
"Its something some of us are just born knowing the meaning of, and others aren't."
"It's all stove-top nasty, nigga"
"If Jesus was a modern day gangsta, he would be fucking stove-top nasty, for sure."
by ~Easy E April 14, 2014
Get the Stove-Top Nastymug. by IndigoCircus January 18, 2021
Get the Like a tank topmug. The best student ever possible. Maybe even a robot. Does their work on time or even ahead. The epitome of a top class student from Morse HS.
Nate was the top notch tiger since he did not give a f*** about sleep and just focused on his school work.
by nakedtofu September 23, 2013
Get the Top Notch Tigermug. When an extremely attractive girl sits on an extremely attractive guys face naked and presses her pussy into his face and TOP HAT's HIM!
What did you do this weekend??? I totally was Top Hatting 5 guys this weekend and performed my famous 'Rabbit in the Hat' trick TWICE! I am David Fuckingcopperfield!
by Magic_Merle August 23, 2011
Get the Top Hattingmug. by xX_NOObslayer_Xx112 November 11, 2022
Get the top binmug.