toilet run

A special type of Celeste speedrun where the run is completed in the most un-orthodox methods possible, often coming very close to death in many places

Dude I had such a toilet run right there.
Was your time any good though?
Yeah it was sub-45, but man it was stressful.

by phlogchamp September 20, 2021

todlelatle

The act of freezing a child(newborn)

Winter Todlelatled her child

by Taylorific September 27, 2021

toilet

A place in every suburban home where people go when poop (or pee) is about to be shot out of their butts like a rocket.

i have to poop so bad! i need to go to the toilet!

by POOPIE HAHAHAAHHAHA October 12, 2021

tolera-bowl

a small bowl packed (typically with weed) with the intention of making a situation (not feeling well, doing mundane work, etc.) more tolerable without necessarily smoking it to get blazed

Person 1: "Man, I kinda feel like shit. I think I'm gonna go smoke a tolera-bowl."
Person B: "Yeah, dude. Do what ya gotta do."

by anbolto October 27, 2021

toilet math

Flushing the toilet while you sit on it because you sink. Commonly used as a joke, being told to add and subtract while in the toilet taking a dump.

Hey Steve... do your toilet math.

Robert: Hey Mike, add and subtract... add and subtract...
Mike: What?

Robert: Add a little water, subtract everything else.

by Nightshade00013 November 6, 2021

Toilet brush

APPARENTLY TOILETPAPER IS JUST NOT ENOUGH FOR SOME PEOPLE, I THINK ILL STICK TO TOILET PAPER THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

Jared:we’re all out of toilet paper…
Steve: Well, I guess I’ll just use the toilet brush today.

by No your pseudonym November 17, 2021

toleah

Toleah is definitely not like them other girls. She’s one of kind who don’t take no for an answer. Play with her, you PLAY WITH YOUR LIFE😫😫! She’s mysterious and when she loves hard, watch out! You’ll be her next victim!! 8/10

Who that girl that be biting styrofoam cups? Oh that’s Toleah.

by Toleah November 21, 2021