brown bag special

getting in tha sitiation of gettin down with a girl at a club or somtin and she got a badoonkadoonk and a nice pair of titties but her face looks like she wuz beaten with a ugly base ball bat, well long story short brown bag special is getting a brown paper bag and putting it over a bitches head so that you dont have to see her face while your bangin the dogg shit out of her!!!!

damn fool!!!!!!! that bitches face looks busted as hell, shit she got a badoonkadoonk.........brown bag special

brown bag special by Kasper March 28, 2004

drunken special

A meal with anything and everything on it. Only edible when extremely intoxicated. Usually made with tortilla shells

Ski: Can we go in your kitchen and make a drunken special with the leftovers in the fridge
Me: No dude, my mom will get mad if you eat all of her tortilla shells again.

drunken special by Kyle April 10, 2005

pizza hut special 

over eating at pizza huts "all u can eat" untill u vomit in their bowls and cover the top with a napkin before sending it back to the kitchen.....ive seen this done....Liam your a filthy vagina!

hahaha....the cleaners aren't gunna expect this...one pizza hut special coming up...literally

pizza hut special by the devious T August 11, 2006

Fruit Punch Special 

The act of homocide during sexual intercourse with a female, spilling her bodily fluids on the sheets, resembling a fruit punch stain.

My sex life was in the dumps, but then I tried the the fruit punch special and I'm with a new girl every week!

Fruit Punch Special by me October 19, 2004

The Ass Rash Special

Get 3 beers and get two willing female participants. Let them get "drunk". Tell all of you friends that you can't drink because of Islam, and tell the girls that you are "plastered and you want to experiment". Take the already drunk girls and bring them to your room. Proceed to fornicate.

"So did you here about Ali Baba last night? He met these two sluts and pulled The Ass Rash Special!"

The Ass Rash Special by Floyd Mouthcandy February 7, 2008

Tiger Woods Special 

When you hit your head off something and have a golf ball sized bump.

"hey man wtf happened to you?"
-"I got blasted last night and hit my head"
"did you ever bro, you got a 100% legit Tiger Woods Special going on up there"

Tiger Woods Special by Samsquanch21 December 20, 2009

brown bag special

The paper bag loaded with generic and second hand condoms and spermicide patches that your local Health Department gives you when you apply for birth control options.

"When Puddin was wanting to get down with his old lady, she made get him get a rubber from the brown bag special she got from the VD clinic before he could even think of getting near her."

brown bag special by C- Note April 18, 2006