Funeral Potato 

A mormon woman who sells her virginity on Ebay.

Damn Jovan, I bought the hottest funeral potato last week!

Funeral Potato by PussyLover4EvaAndEva February 10, 2009

the potato

the act of a man covering his wang with his sack.

anybody want the potato

the potato by taten August 3, 2007

Mexican Potato

When a woman places her anus above a mans mouth and deficates inside of it.

My buddy said that he loves it when his girlfriend feeds him a Mexican potato.

Mexican Potato by SSG 61 July 25, 2012

Lame Potato 

When one acts in a certain stupendously idiotic way that grants them the title "Lame Potato".

"Reindeer are fake right" Said the Lame Potato

"I've decided to become vegan!" Exclaimed the Lame Potato

Lame Potato by Duke Frenchington The IV December 28, 2013

Idaho potato gun 

The Idaho potato gun consists of the following. Eating a large can of chili con carne' then applying KY warming effects to your anus, and sticking a potato in your ass. The goal is to fart the potato farther than five feet. If this is not accomplished, then the "shooter" has to eat it. If it is accomplished, then the person who challenged the other person has to eat it.

Mike challenged Konrad to a Idaho potato gun contest to see who was going to by the beer for the nite. Konrad ate the chili and stuffed the potato up his ass and shot it seven feet. Mike had to eat the potato. Dude you suck, you shot it farther than five feet! You bastard !

Idaho potato gun by James Poe March 27, 2008

Mashed Potato 

people who sit on the couch for more then 4 consecutive hours while they fail out of school, mold over dishes, and play farmville.

My roommate is such a mashed potato that her computer charger burnt out from 16 straight hours of gilmore girls.

Mashed Potato by squirrellswin December 13, 2009

Cell potato 

A person too lazy to get off their ass and go see colleagues in the same office or building, who contacts them instead by cellphone.

At the watercooler....

Jon: Hey Sally, how's things?
Sally: Not bad. Got any weekend plans?
Jon: Well, I was thinking (phone vibrates) sorry, gotta check this. Hello? (looks around, sighs) I'll get one.
Sally: Who was that?
Jon: Bob. He wanted a cup of water.
Sally: But he is sitting right over there! What a cell potato...
Jon: What's a 'cell potato?'
Sally: Ever heard of Urban Dictionary?

Cell potato by Lex Sleuthor April 26, 2010