one-eyed pizza

Sweaty butthole, sometimes greasy but always on homosexuals.

Imma bout to destroy that twink's one-eyed pizza.

by Unkle Nasty 69 February 04, 2025

Pizza Kiev

hiring an Eastern European prostitute, having her eat a full room service spread at the Four Seasons, and then jacking off under a glass coffee table while she pukes it all up onto the top.

credit to: somethingawful

#1: The CEO really likes his pizza kiev
#2: wow :/

by SonoControl October 02, 2013

pizza queff

Pizza Queff is when the pussy is so dirty when she quefs it smells of pizza and has a yellow discharge

She smells like a pizza queff

by Clit commander November 27, 2015

Pizza man hello

A pizza man that is a robot that said hello a lot on teen titans go also can be said as hello pizza man

That hello pizza man is such a friendly robot pizza man hello

by Kitty eggo123 January 04, 2018

gasoline pizza

A sentient pizza who spams discord with nonsense.

Jesus Gasoline Pizza, quit with your weird gifs!

by bloopssssss October 22, 2020

Pizza lip

When you are eating pizza that is very hot and the cheese flips down and burns your lip really bad.

I was eating pizza straight out the oven and got pizza lip.

by Cjtodeschi November 15, 2017

Petry Pizza

A pizza like food. Typically consists of a dough topped with used syringes, spooge, used condoms, tampons. All on top of a KY sauce, with melted cheese on top.

Dude, I'm going to order some pizza. What flavor should I get, Petry Pizza?

by cfoye130 November 14, 2007