It’s gonna break down one day

Toyota

Sure they are reliable cars but when they reach around 700k miles then you will see them starting to have mechanical problems. So wherever it’s a Prius RAV4 or Corolla, it’s gonna break down one day

by EMD F59PHI July 25, 2024

Cut to Commercial Break

When you screw something up so badly in front of so many people, that you wish you were being pre-recorded on TV so you could ask the technical staff to literally "cut to commercial break." The cut to commercial break indicates that you have achieved an Xbox like screw up. If you were in a video game, the achievement "Worst thing you've done this year" would indicate below you on screen.

I had a savage, throbbing boner during my job interview yesterday. When I stood up, it kinked in my pants like a broken candy bar and I know the hiring manager saw it. I really wished I could have cut to commercial break. I could hear him telling his buddy I must be "fun sized" on the way out of the lobby.

by CPT Ron July 20, 2020

Bad Breaking

Call Better Saul

White Hartwell Walter is from Bad Breaking

by jimmy_wimmy_bob_wob 2 June 19, 2023

Brawl break

It is necessary to have a moment of chill to grind brawl stars (supercell best game). Such is the way of the world.

Dude: we’ve been working really hard man

Man: yea, it’s time for a major brawl break

by Buzz Simp June 7, 2022

Bird Breaking

The act of leaping at a flying bird and biting it's wings and feet off.

Me: "Hey Tom, do you want to do some bird breaking after school?"

Tom: "Yeah that sounds like an EpicFartMoment!"

by WubNub February 3, 2023

break your mouth

So good it broke your mouth. Spanish expression from Uruguay.

Malcom's burger is so good it will break your mouth.

by Black House December 4, 2017

Kentucky Work-Break

Pooping on the toilet, while masturbating at work.

I decided to take a Kentucky Work-Break when I got real horny at work and was short on time, so I rubbed one out while taking a shit.

by Michael Hentz October 31, 2020