Double Drunk

Drunker than one usually is after the same drinks consumed

Last week I had 6 shots and I was fine, this week I had 3 and I'm double drunk

by CaptainCyrus April 29, 2024

Taxi Cab Drunk

Someone who gets so drunk (usually at a dive bar) that it is apparent to everyone that they should call a professional to get them home.

Typically these are 40-60 year old men that wear depends and occasionally fall asleep mid sentence.

Bar Patron #1: This old fucker at South River Bar was so wasted he fell asleep while hitting on some fat road whore.

Bar Patron #2: Shit that asshole is Taxi Cab Drunk, hope he has his diapers on!

by Impaler August 27, 2013

car drunk

When you've been riding in a car for so long, you walk like a drunk after getting out because your legs are so weak.

Driver: Why are you walking so funny?
Passenger: You drove too far before letting us get out. Now I'm car drunk!

by tblazertn June 14, 2016

Cactus Drunk

Especially drunk on Mezcal

bro, don't let him do the math, boy's cactus drunk.

by Rolandofgilead May 28, 2024

drunk happy

Aussie slang originating from the north coast of NSW equivalent to stoked.

Yeah if you come around i'd be drunk happy!

by Matt Bannerman September 11, 2007

Drunk Uncled

Verb
Past Tense
When a person has been duped, tricked, confused, bamboozled, misled, or swindled by an act so bizarre and nonsensical it defies logical explanation--like being cornered by your drunk uncle at a family gathering.

"Woody drunk uncled me again, so somehow I'm paying for dinner."

by GCWrites August 22, 2023

Lil drunk ✩ 6 days

Twitter profile who loves show some love for larents fucking at dallas and airport to be honest we enjoy it twarrie hate her and larries love her

Lil drunk ✩ 6 days always staring off dallas conversation she likes harry's mouth sucking louis's dick

by Creativebrain October 26, 2020