French top hat is when a french tumbler is made incorrectly or unsatisfactorily and if poured back over the makers head.
by End_owled December 4, 2017
Get the french top hatmug. When you take your family to the magical world of Disney and spend five days in scorching ball dripping heat, getting run over by heifers in electric scooters and spending more than half your salary on Mickey shaped treats while getting in two rides a day and all you come away with is a hat with a picture of that mother fucker on the front.
My husband was so angry when we were finally leaving Disney that to commemorate the financial destruction we had just gone though he decided to buy one last thing, Mickey’s hat of despair. I’m not sure we will ever recover.
by Scotty Nice June 16, 2023
Get the Mickey’s hat of despairmug. You-Remember that guy last night on Omegle?
Friend-Which one?
You-The one with the massive, black hat!
Friend-Which one?
You-The one with the massive, black hat!
by Hat Master February 21, 2011
Get the Hatmug. by Formulaatld December 4, 2021
Get the Abortion hatmug. Hat is a term used to describe killing somebody often used by Chicago drill rappers Bloodhound Lil Jeff and Q50
by wonttalkjamo May 20, 2025
Get the Hatmug. 
by crocsentusiast February 3, 2025
Get the Blue Hatsmug.