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Mustn't Masturbate March

A sequel of sorts to the popular no nutting challenge "No Nut November". Often abbreviated "MMM"
"At the end of Mustn't Masturbate March, my balls are so heavy I can demolish buildings with them
by StarSoupMan March 28, 2024
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March 11th

National trade your hoodie day

Trade you hoodie with your bf and hell trade his, return next day
It's March 11th, trade your hoodie
by OhYea327 May 10, 2023
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17 March

Have sex with your bf/gf
Girl: Hey

Boy: hey
Girl: can we have sex as it’s 17 March?
Boy: yes we can
by SugarSnapPees June 9, 2024
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16th of March

You kill cats, bit you always get away with i.
Cat owner: Omg you killed my cat
You: I was born on the 16th of March
Cat owner: Oh,ok…
by You are very be November 24, 2021
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MARCH 26

the day in which we all dump beans in the tub and pretend to be michael Phelps
"Oh dear god it is MARCH 26"
"Oh yay it is MARCH 26"
by Emilythecat March 25, 2023
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March 28

The day quandale dingle is suppose to escape and were all suppose to help him
March 28 was a great day
by Triddler May 14, 2022
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