figured young lady

a nicer way for a man to call a woman chunky

"That well figured young lady over there is busting at the seams. someone should buy her new pants!"

by markofthetiger March 2, 2016

Life insurance lady

The lady who you can talk to. To protect your family. Meisha Martin, she’s available to travel all 50 states and virtual. [phone]

Call the life insurance lady , I cannot have you leaving out family with nothing.

by Your life insurance lady November 23, 2021

Lady Sir

While sirs are guy sirs, dames are lady sirs. It is a polite way to address a dame you want to talk to but do not know her name.

Excuse me, lady sir, your hem is looking fantastic today.

by RatLadyLordMissLadySir May 4, 2017

the dirty lady

When a dude tucks his shit back while wearing his mom's cotillion gloves.

Dude! I just busted Vince as the dirty lady.

by Drexel December 9, 2007

Monster Lady Gay Gay

Term reclaimed by the LGBTQ+ community from the Westboro Baptist Church who created homophobic Lady Gaga parodies.

Now used as a term of endearment to refer to someone outrageously, fabulously gay.

Look at Craig strut in those 9 inch pleasers! He IS Monster Lady Gay Gay.

by JemimaJellybean March 21, 2025

Lady D

code name of diarrhea

Today I had a meeting with Lady D, and I got dirty all the toilet

by Hephae August 3, 2017

Fowl: Fat Old White Lady

An old lady who loves to bake cookies on a Sunday morning.

It's not a bird, it's not a plane, it's a fowl: fat old white lady.

by DrSponge July 15, 2024