Lol

When used as a response in text, while being followed and preceded by no other word, there is a 75 percent chance it means " fuck off". 24 percent chance of meaning "I'm so fucking boring I can't think of anything else to say" and a 1 percent chance of meaning "you're funny"

When used with other word, there is a 70 percent chance of meaning " I'm trying to play it chill lighten the mood and sound friendly" 29 percent chance of having no meaning, and 1 percent chance of meaning " I just laughed out loud"

Bob: hey I need someone to talk to right now. My mom died 9 months ago but before she died she was raped. Now I have a host baby brother and he just took a shit on my desk. I want to remove it but my hand just passes through. How do I remove ghost poop from my desk help my gf is cumming over in 5 minutes!!!!
Jacob: lol

by hotguy108 May 29, 2016

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Lol omg dolls

Some stinky poopy dolls that have big eyes and a big head that cry, tinkle, and explode when they drink water.

Person 1: "Mommy!! Can you buy me Lol omg dolls?
Person 2: "No you dumbass."

by Imreallycoolunlikeyou February 2, 2023

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Lol funny

Lol funny is a man who is based and loves monkey cult he will die for monkey cult

Lol funny: pee pee poo poo

by Lol funny the based man March 1, 2021

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The hell do you not know what this means? Lol

Bitch 1: hey Jen decided to sit at our table

Bitch 2: (while sitting at home with a straight face that deceives her sexuality) lol

by 250 will ruin us May 5, 2018

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What the- WHO DOESN'T NOW WHAT LOL MEANS? if your that unegicated, or your a mom/parent and you heard your kid say "lol" and you want to know what it means, it means Laugh Out Loud.

Go back to school u unegicated egg

"oMg CiNdY! tHaT wAs So lOl!" please don't use it in a sentence like that-
lol you don't now what lol means

by Riley (that's me!) April 16, 2021

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