January 16th

January 16th is National Jackass Day! If you have a friend that is a Jackass, feel free to call them one!

Person/Alien 1: Hey dude, it’s January 16th!
Person/Alien 2: So..?
Person/Alien 1: Your a Jackass!!
Person/Alien 2: *proceeds to think about life choices*

by Paralyzed November 16, 2019

Jolly Jacking January

Jolly Jacking January or JJJ is the month where you are offensive to people who aren’t “the boys” or your friends in general and the month u jack off at least 10 times

Weirdo1: it’s Jolly Jacking January
Weirdo2: yeah and I jacked off 69 times In worship of the Slop Gods

by ShimPee December 3, 2019

16th january

if you were born on this day youre a gay shinnie who simps for danny

person 1: hey when were you born
person 2: 16th january
person 1: so youre a gay shinnie? thats weird..
person 3: they also simp for danny

by gayperson696969 November 4, 2021

Dry January

This is when someone doesn’t drink alcohol for one month at the beginning of the year so they can become an absolute alcoholic disgrace of a human the rest of the year guilt free.

Friend: Uh Greg stop making out with that 300lb trans woman who just vomited under the bar.

Greg: ”Dry January is over nerd”

by NinjaClint January 27, 2024

January 18th

January 18th the day for all the crackheads!! Remember smoke that weed or go loko

“Bro you can’t smoke weed” “ya I can it’s January 18th”

“Ohh okay”

by AJNSJDKJDJDJDHBF BE December 19, 2019

January 14th

Free feet pic day

gimme feet pics
nah
its january 14th

by sigma wolf January 14, 2025

January 2

January 2 is a very special day where you celebrate how lazy you can be after a party. Since you have been drinking and drinking the day before, you are not so alive the day after. January 2 is a party that will be celebrated alone in front of a movie that you have already seen

Friend "Why does it look like you have a depression" You "because it is January 2"

by PuRe_PeRfEkT_aNd_SeLfIsH January 1, 2022