Damp January 

A lesser version of dry January, for those of us with less willpower or just want a drink

Me: I’ll have a dirty martini
Nicole: I’ll thought you were doing dry January
Me: NO, I’m doing DAMP January.... not dry but not soaked as usual

Damp January by LizzyGlo January 8, 2021

Juicy Nut January 

The month after Destroy Dick December where you need to take a break so you can only nut once a week therefore the name Juicy Nut January after this month you may nut as much as you want but if you don’t wish to participate you don’t have to but you will no longer be considered a man for the next month

Friend: Are you participating in Juicy Nut January?

Other Friend: nah man, why?

Friend:pussy

Juicy Nut January by Some meme boi November 1, 2018

The January Kid 

A nickname given to profound, arrogant little kids who were born in the month of January. Usually an aloof individual, sarcastic, and just thinks they are cool with there detailed remarks that end up ruining anyones conversation and tends to defeat the purpose of it.

Father: "Now remember Susie, never listen to the boys and girls at school that say they are better than you, its not true."

Susie: "ok daddy.."

The January Kid: "but...thats impossible, i mean...your always going to be better than someone at SOMETHING in life. And Susie just happens to suck at the things she does, so REALLY, them kids aren't lying at all, are they Dad?"

Father: ............

The January Kid by Propel connoisseur March 13, 2009

12 January 

National masturbating day. Masturbate at least once today.

John: let's do it on January 12!
Daniel: BET!!

Emma: today is 12 January, are you in?
Jake: of course!! It's national masturbating day!

12 January by TommyTheDickhead December 20, 2020

27th of january 

A day when the baddest bitches are born. All girls born on this day are hot and amazing at sex.

"Yo when's her birthday?" "27th of January" "That explains so much"

27th of january by iknowyoureobsessedwithme December 15, 2020

no pee january 

Destroy Dick December is done. But now January is here.. and the real challenge is here..

Basically, you just have to hold your pee for the whole month. Yeah pretty hard right..

" Bro you ready for No Pee January?"

no pee january by Mr Schwifty January 2, 2018

19 January 

The elite of the elite

I'm borned the 19 January

19 January by Roubain October 17, 2019