Jew Baby

A young white guy who is often described the criminal street version of a well known super hero or celebrity.
When I was in Louisiana I went to the casino to buy hookers drugs and gamble and I legit met Indiana Jones from the gutter his real name was Jew Baby but he was a pimp plug problem! While the hooker was topping me off he stole my car and he was so charismatic I didn't even mind
by IVMethCrunchyLlama April 09, 2023
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Jew-jiutsu

A stupid or comedic way of referring to krav maga
I just learned Jew-jiutsu
by Wednesday Swinger August 18, 2021
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Jew Tunnel

Tunnel in NYC excavated by the Chabad-Lubavitch synagogue for unknown purposes which have baby strollers and suspicious stained mattresses in them.
Mike: "I swear I'm hearing someone speaking Yiddish under my apartment..."
Fred: "It's the Jew Tunnel."
by bahnum12 January 12, 2024
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Jew tunnel

A tunnel underground leading from one important place to another. Example being the tunnel found in New York leading from a Jewish place of worship to a ritual bath house.
"Hey man, we've been best friends and neighbors for years, would you like to build a jew tunnel between our houses?"

"Like those Jewish guys in New York in 2024?"
"Hell yeah!"
by WILLLYDONT February 16, 2024
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jew to loser

To start bullying a woman even though you were innocent at first
Man, that big guy went from jew to loser.
by Thegamerblocky June 07, 2023
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Not ALL Jews

See, excuses DO work sometimes! Look at that! Things that work for "Jews" don't work for "Men!" That's wild because because when I was like 'Hey, I don't rape' you were all like 'Not all men isn't a good enough excuse! Meh! Rape bad! Men Rape!'
Hym "But NOW... Not all Jews is a pretty good Goddamn excuse isn't it? The Jews are doing a genocide and it kind of makes it seem like Jews bad but ACTUALLY... Not Jews bad. Actually that. Not all Jews do a genocide. And some of the other Jews are like 'Boo genocide!' And then their like 'You can't do a genocide, Bad Jew! Argh! Aww shucks!' And then they do pretend genocide with their wives on the weekends."
by Hym Iam June 09, 2025
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Screwed and jewed

Getting your money stolen after sex
Damn, I got screwed and jewed by a hooker last night.
by KinkyShitBro November 15, 2017
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