poop brigade

A bunch of people going places together and collectively pooping on things.

Guy 1: Dude, Jen has been a huge bitch lately, should we send in the poop brigade?
Guy 2: Yes! I have been meaning to get the brigade together to launch another poop attack!
Guy 1: Sweet, I'll pass out the prunes and laxative!

by TheManWithThePeedDriveway February 10, 2014

Poop Shame

The shame you feel about the odor left behind after needing to use the bathroom at a friends house, new girlfriend/boyfriends apartment, or in an awkward public toilet or location. Also applies to the shame felt upon people knowing you are responsible for a particularly gnarly poop.

Directed at the person after taking a poop - ‘haha poop shame!’
As used by the pooper - ‘Sorry man, I have all kinds of poop shame right now’

by Supersparkleunicorn December 17, 2018

birth poop

A difficult poop to the point you're feeling like you're giving birth.

Today was a hard day... I delivered a birth poop over lunch.

by Rainey4 May 7, 2017

poop room

not a bathroom. only a select few were able to witness the powers of the poop room.

"isn't the poop room just a bathroom"
"NO"

by evilsoda September 2, 2020

poop meditation

Meditating on pooping, while pooping.

I beat constipation, through poop meditation. #poopMeditation

by poopNow July 11, 2016

Poop-jack

The activity in which a male masturbates while defacating on the toilet.

Guy waiting in line for stall: "Hey how are long are you gonna be in there? Are you Poop-jacking right now?"

Guy in stall: "No I'm just pooping. I am browsing though."

by YeetYateYote July 18, 2018

Thrill Poop

Gambling with potential embarrassment!

The act of relieving ones bowels in a public bathroom or porto-potty but leaving the door unlocked in hopes that no one walks in on you.

Everything went wrong during yesterday's thrill poop. I'm sure Facebook pictures will be posted very soon.

by A⭐️⚡️ December 8, 2015