I hate myself

A statement used when one is feeling extremely frustrated with oneself for a failure or flaw in one's life.

I hate myself for letting Urban Dictionary distract me from my homework.

by Insufficient Postage May 9, 2006

I am Groot

the phase you say when you don't know what to say next

Charlie: Who are you voting in the next election?
Me: I am Groot

Sam: Look at all this free food
Me: I am Groot!

by mag21 August 17, 2014

I smell cap

I sense a lie

1. Danny said he fucked ms.Richards
2. I smell cap Danny would never fuck a female he’s gay

by B1th November 19, 2019

i wanna hug

What someone says when they want a hug. You must always hug them back. It is not a choice. This is the law of everything.

Fred: I wanna hug.
Nameless Evil: No way u ugly
*Nameless Evil is struck by lightning*
Nameless Evil: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUAAAAAGGGGHHHH!

by Bananapants Fred December 4, 2014

I call bullshit

The act of calling bullshit: When one person says something that another person is not in agreement with, that second person may "call bullshit" on whatever the first person said. By doing this, they are expressing their disagreement with what the person said in a humorous and yet serious way.

Person1: "Of course I don't drink! I'm not 21 yet so that's illegal."

Me:" Umm sorry, but I call bullshit on that. I was with you last night at that frat party and you were far from the perfect little sober college student you're pretending to be right now."

by Fuckin' Bullshit April 7, 2011

i rember 😁

i rember 😁

i thought i forgor 💀 but then i rember 😁

by xen_ July 23, 2021

I ride for you

To have a friends back. To be there for them no matter what.

"Hey I'm in Camden, New Jersey. You'll come find me if I don't come back. Right?"
Friend "ya dude, because I ride for you."

by Ashlycollio August 26, 2013